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Edward @lemmy.4d2.org

1w ago

Have a good trip

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Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
- Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
  
  Yes, that is what I'm saying
- That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.
  
  I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

Worst bong ever
- The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
- I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
- Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

- This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
  
  I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.
- Just like our presidents!
  
  This OP device is clearly unpresidential.
  
  Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.
- https://youtu.be/diFDBNNmnnU
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJd0Ge47aF4

As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
- Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
- "We'll piss anywhere, man."
  https://ultimateclassicrock.com/rolling-stones-urinate-in-public/
- Pee funnels are real!
  Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
- Yellow shell
- Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers

All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.
- Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
- Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
  
  Or at least a heating element

It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

Oh look. An Amazon driver!

With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando
There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

it’s the way of the road, bubs.

Can't stop won't stop.

Blurst Bong ..

That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

Living the dream life, I see

I thought this was a bong for way too long...

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