Oatmeal
Oatmeal
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Cum
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Guinea Pig.
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Cuy!
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Friggin delicious.
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Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
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Ass.
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Username checks out
Happy cake day!
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Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig
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It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
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Mini Wheeks
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Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
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Antidepressants
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Nice
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Guinea pig.
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Found the Peruvian. 😅
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His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
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Your mom
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👌
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You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?
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Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"
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It's been 5 minutes
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Beans and Cornbread
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Don't call him ass
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Ass
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Döner
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Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?
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Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.
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løve it
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5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
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Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.
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Pickled Brussels Sprout.
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I found the psychopath
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Guinea Pig.
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Kebab
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Onion (raw)
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Booger
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A bag of dicks
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Over night oats, Ono for short.
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I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.
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Also, happy cake day
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Chicken Tender
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This is good
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Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
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Literally just got done watching it preparing my anus for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order for space balls the flamethrower....
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Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.
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Granola and Yogurt. Or Yogurt and Granola
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Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
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What did the bad hamster do to you?
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I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
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Exist
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Hi Adobo 🥰
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I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.
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Rib sammich
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I would literally die for Capn Crunch.
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that's good because he's been promoted to admiral and is on the nimitz
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Ritalin.
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Tide Pod
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Chana masala
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Arepita!
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Yogurt
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Short rib
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ur mom
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Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies
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Hamter
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Σκορδοπατατάκια
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Kohlrabi!
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Entire family size bag of Doritos.
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Pot roast.
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Cinnamon Bun
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