Babe can you refill my drink from the cloaca dispenser please?
Babe can you refill my drink from the cloaca dispenser please?
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For the bottom machine, run the faucet for a few seconds before you put your cup under it. Last thing anyone wants is half-watered down cherry coke or homeopathic fanta.
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Homeopathic Fanta lol, I'm gonna use this in the future
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It's not a "cloaca dispenser", it doesn't dispense cloacas. It is a "soda cloaca", it has all sodas coming out the same hole.
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Can I get one of them Cloaca-Colas
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Here you go!
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Maybe in the next FallOut game
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I used to be happy to see these because I knew I'd have more than one option that wasn't carbonated. Many places usually have 1, which is either fake lemonade with artificial sweetener, fruit punch (0% juice), or Orange High-C. Which I'm glad they don't claim is juice, because it's just delicious sugar water.
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I'm happy to see them because I get more sugar free choices than water or diet cola.
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Those vending machines have facial recognition cameras on them.
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Source?
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Seriously this was like the third result, just google it
https://www.cokesolutions.com/coca-cola-freestyle/pdfs/CCFS_9100_specsheet.pdf
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Not sure about that, but I did see numerous new Coca-Cola products in new flavors that I assume they put together by scraping metrics from these; and if I remember correctly they do have cellular interface.
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Google it or look at my other comment for source
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No flavor customization options ❌
At least 6 flavor shots available to add to the base flavor ✅
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Yo dawg, I heard you like sugar so I put sugar in your sugar.
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Six flavor shots that mix with all the others and end up just tasting like a combination of them all. 😷
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Actually its like crazy precise tube delivery some guy made a fortune engineering it 👍 So that exact doesn't happen
Surgical machines use it now it was revolutionary at the time
Peter Dorneys patents focus on various aspects of beverage dispensing, including the efficiency and accuracy of drink preparation. His innovations have paved the way for automated systems that can mix and dispense beverages with precision, which is crucial in both commercial and medical applications. https://patents.google.com/patent/US8127805B2/en
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No fucking thanks. These machines are disgusting bacteria farms.
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*citation needed
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"No fucking thanks. These machines are disgusting bacteria farms." - Klemptor
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Godard, Renee D., Puja Sharma*, Carlie Jo Wagner*, Morgan Wilson, Amie Fleming-Haddock*, Rebecca Beach. (2013). Repeated detection of microbes in beverages dispensed from soda fountain machines and the effect of flushing on microbial density. International Journal of Food Microbiology 163: 218-222.
White, Amy S., Renee D. Godard, Carolyn Belling*, Victoria Kasza*, Rebecca Beach. 2010. Beverages obtained from soda fountain machines in the U.S. contain microorganisms, including coliform bacteria. International Journal of Food Microbiology 137: 61–66.
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I have worked in fast food before and cleaned out the normal ones and I know how infrequently they get cleaned.
https://www.foodrepublic.com/1866833/avoid-fast-food-soft-drink/
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This has a similar energy.
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If the drink cloaca is unholy, call me a heathen.
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Babe can I get one of them Cloaca-Colas
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I’ll take the cloaca one every time. They got damn fine choices.
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In my experience, the flavors are not the same, not calibrated correctly or something.
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Selects regular Dr. Pepper.
Received a cup of seltzer water with a drop of syrup.
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Just pick your poison and dispense for like 1 second into the tray. Yes it's wasteful, but that's their fault for making you have to flush the tube.
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Instructions unclear. Sees hole, unzips...
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How am I supposed to mix with this one?
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Same as with any other? You pick one flavour first, and then another.
Many of them even let you choose one to mix with when you choose a flavour.
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I always mix Coke, Fanta, Fanta exotic and Sprite. Really delicious. Here in Sweden you pour yourself in some restaurants.
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Hotdogs are down the hallway
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I'll take the single outlet cartridge loaded one over the several feet of bacteria laden tubes sucking on bags from the other.
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As someone that is allergic to powdered aluminum, is she aware that almost half the sticks you find at the store are aluminum free?
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Excuse you
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