Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped
Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped
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I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
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I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical
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Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
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Same, literally 😅 its my job
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Username checks out.
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Zop.
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Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
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What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
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I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
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It’s probably for ADA compliance
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If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.
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Compliance with their wide asses!
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wide-ass
They're probably implying exactly this.
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ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
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I thought this was America!
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Maybe for strollers?
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gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
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"My name is Optimus Prime..."
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That 'Women' door be thicc tho
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Probably USA.
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Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.
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I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
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I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
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How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?
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You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
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The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:
If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?
Can you find the One Unisex
ToiletThrone to Rule Them All?-
The other guard lies on even days.
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Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.
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Are umpires electric?
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They should have the umpires sign in braille
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There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet".
This is because electrician in Finnish is "sähkömies" and is literally translated "electric man"
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welcome to the multiverse
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