What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

Dog
- My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
  Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".

My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
- We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
- If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
- I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish "Pussy"

Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.

We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
- One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she's heiling kitler.

Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
- I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
- My cat Chili could relate.
- Perfect for a Sphynx cat.

Jizzlord
- There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.

My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.