Marriage

just don't get married then. christ. we need an /r/arethestraightsokay.

A demotivational poster meme, I haven't seen one of these in ages.

Also, treat your spouse with respect and they're likely to treat you the same. Treat them like this and enjoy losing half your shit.

Bro excavated this from 2007 Facebook

Don’t worry, they hated you before you called them fat.

Father why can I not click book????

I hate my wife! Amirite bros?

I thought we all moved on from boomer humor

Crudely drawn boomer comics incoming

Oh no it's boomer humor

Shit take op