Shower thought:
Shower thought:


symcal @lemmy.world While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
93 0 Replynicoweio @lemmy.world All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
40 0 ReplyZeth0s @lemmy.world The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution
Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!
13 0 Replymeat_popsicle @sh.itjust.works “It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”
8 0 ReplyRamie @programming.dev Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.
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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de
blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
66 0 Replyskilltheamps @feddit.de I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
27 1 ReplySwedneck @discuss.tchncs.de
I am terrified and aroused
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starman @programming.dev
And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
14 0 Replymorrowind @lemmy.ml
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
6 0 Replyeltimablo @kbin.social You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
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blomkalsgratin @aussie.zone But is it web scale?
11 0 ReplyTJA! @sh.itjust.works OP
For webscale you might want to use mongodb
Edit: oh shit. This is old.
14 0 Replyblomkalsgratin @aussie.zone Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?
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yum13241 @lemm.ee Speculative haxecution.
9 0 ReplyUFO @programming.dev You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
7 0 ReplyDudewitbow @lemmy.ml I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.
6 0 Replyhardware26 @discuss.tchncs.de It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.
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nsfw936421 @lemmynsfw.com This has to be a joke right?
7 2 ReplyTJA! @sh.itjust.works OP
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
28 1 Replymorphballganon @lemmynsfw.com No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things
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