Well if we check the facts...

World history without the Arabs, Mongols, Ottomans, imperial Japan? Even from an eurocentristic point of view that's too reductive.
- “Damned Humans, they ruined Humanity!”
  
  "Damned Golgafrinchans, they ruined earth!"
- Seriously. Tell me you’re a white american without telling me you’re a white american 🤣
  
  The obsession about skin color in general gave it away.
  
  😂
- Interestingly eurocentrists often refer to Alexander the Great as taking over "the world" even though he only took over Europe and the Middle East (which is what they saw as "the world" at the time). His troops abandoned him almost immediately upon entering what is now modern day Punjab (Pakistan/India).
  
  He didn't even take over much of Europe (just Greece), so that's a weird stance for modern-day eurocentrists, anyway.

Ghengas Khan, the whitest man in history
- Well of course, they wouldn't have picked John Wayne to play him otherwise.
  
  Kahn of the radiation desert.

Yeah, this is giving of some serious "i have never read a book in my life"-energy.
Did the world start 300 years ago?
- Even then - during WW2, imperial Japan was committing atrocities on millions of victims. Sure they eventually lost against 'white people', but I don't think that's much comfort to the millions of Chinese people who were killed by the Japanese.
- Europeans figuring out how to navigate the deep sea before others starts centuries before then.
  
  Ah yes. The history of the world certainly started with Europe.
  
  When home is relatively cold and only borderline habitable, taking your chances with going out to sea is an understandable instinct.
  
  Polynesians were literal millenia ahead of even early European seafarers (I.e. Vikings).

i mean, world history as of ~500-600 years ago, but yea
- 80 years ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes

Man, Hutus and Tutsis are going to freak out with this one haha
Also Indians
- Hutus and Tutsis
  Look up who introduced those identities

American leftists and their guilt complex were once funny, but now shit is getting stale.

Wait, if Aztecs thought white people are gods (unless it's a "Television would never lie" moment), do we have records of how they treated albinos born in their countries?
- It wasn't just pale skin. Honestly look at a picture of a Spaniard, and then look at a picture of a Mesoamerican. It's not exactly night and day, is it?
  "The Spanish showed up and the natives thought they were gods." So, the natives had myths and folklore about their gods going away across the sea and would someday come back from across the sea. And then one day these big boats show up and what wades ashore but a man with strangely pale skin and strange colored eyes and a big bushy beard wearing metal armor and carrying metal weapons riding some kind of big hoofed animal. He's speaking a weird language you don't understand and HOLY SHIT did he just shoot thunder from that metal stick? Something like eighteen things you haven't seen before just happened.
  What do you think was their first hypothesis?
  How long do you think it took for them to test that hypothesis?
- The Aztecs did not view the white men as gods. Depictions of Quetzalcoatl that make him look like a white man/the claim that they confused Cortes for him is pseudohistory based on Spanish depictions and lies.
  Here’s an interesting thing I found on ancient Mexican albinism.
  
  Glad you have a resource to refute this colonial era drivel / brain rot.
  
  Ooh, nice find!
- The veneration was severely overblown. They heeded them as gods in the same way that I heeded my abusive father as a god. And albinos probably just kinda died to the Central American UV. They might have been perceived as cursed.

Half of Disney movies are about kids going against this very parental advice, getting said parents robbed/hurt/killed, and getting rewarded in the process

Turns out you can't simplify world history to one sentence without people getting big mad.

they sound american

Recent world history, at least.
- Not even that. Or are you one of those people blaming the Yemen civil war on white people?
  
  Bruh, it's a single sentence, not an in-depth examination of all geopolitics for the past 500 years.

Where my Clovis people at?

Everyone knows the Comanches were nothing but peace loving kindness and happy joy.