A cuppa Jill

Crisp wet

Idk what y'all weirdos are doing, but we call it God's Milk or Sky Milk like normal ppl

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In Dutch for example you can call it "gemeentepils", which will translate to something like communal lager.

It does. OP just don't know any.

Earth sauce

H2O is about the only one I can think of.

I've seen it listed on product ingredients as "aqua".

I prefer to call it "glug".

Chestnut needs liquid refreshment man.

Gänsewein.

I’ve heard “Adam’s Ale”.