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7mo ago

[ElderCactus] Necromancers Be Like

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When you think about it, your mom summoned you from your dads balls.
Spermancing is the term I'll give it.
Btw, you owe taxes now.
- I'm not really sure why everyone always equates sperm with their personhood when the egg is just as much you as the sperm is.
  
  Sexism
  
  technically, you're slightly more the egg, since we get no mitochondria from the sperm cell.

Love the energy of that horse, it's amazing
Tastes like raisins and all that

at least he doesn't have to eat
- Or even need a home
- still has the same bone aches though
- May not even need a house.

So…. just like real life.

ITT: people getting the joke.

What they gonna do, kill him again?

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