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  • Here's an old but short one. I was selling my Xbox 360. A couple comes to pick it up, so I start it up so they can test it out. Red ring of death. It never had any issues before. I was so flustered and embarrassed that I just gave it to them.

  • I'll start with one that happened over the last two weeks. I had a weight set I was giving away. I was first contacted by a fellow who was interested but couldn't pick it up for two weeks. He asked if I'd hold it for him. For two weeks. WTF. I refused and told him that I've literally never had anyone follow through when I've held items, so hit me up in two weeks if the posting is still up.

    He calls me and lays this sob story on me: his mother needs it for physical therapy but they don't have a lot of money. They'd pick it up now but his father is out of town with their only vehicle for two weeks. He promises me that he's a man of his word and he will keep his word to get it if I keep mine to hold the gym set. My inbox is already blowing up from others wanting to get it, so I know I'll be able to offload it, no problem. I decide to give him a chance and hold it.

    A week later, I text him to verify he's still interested. He assures me he is and that he's so grateful I'm holding it. I text him again the day before he's supposed to pick it up to check again. He tells me they bought a new set instead. I respond, telling him how I made an exception to not holding things and he gave me his word. He tells me to go fuck myself.

    I relisted it and it was gone within two hours. Just for giggles, I check a few local listing apps later that day. My former weight set is now listed on Facebook Marketplace, using the same picture I had, for $100.

  • I had a big heavy electric bike I used for my work commute, and once I retired it gradually morphed into a coat rack. I put it on Gumtree, a UK Craigslist equivalent, priced at £50 more than I actually wanted for it, which was well under half the price I'd paid. A full 27 SECONDS after I listed it, I had a buyer, and less than half an hour after that he was at my door. As expected, he offered £50 less than the listed price, and was delighted when I accepted. Bargain!

    I noticed he'd come in a car, and wondered out loud if it had room for a big heavy bike. "No problem, it can fit loads!" As he wheeled the bike out the door, he realised just how heavy this big heavy bike was. But he forged on, managed to heave it into the car, and drove off a happy man.

    Questions he didn't ask: How old is this bike? (Seven years or so.) What's the projected lifespan of the battery? (About another year.) How well is it holding a charge? (Not well at all.) How much is a replacement battery? (£200.)

    I fully expected to hear back from him complaining about the big heavy lemon he'd just bought, but no. I guess he's enjoying his new coat rack.

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