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4w ago

bad writing

https://mastodon.social/@TheZeldaZone/114685358669128630

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Also the fact that I.C.E. (internal combustion engine) vehicles are one of the major causes of climate change.
- And Inter City Express trains are catching strays

Let's go the Futurama route and drop ICE in the ocean
- Thus solving climate change once and for all.
  
  But...

Their POLICEICE vests also look goofy af

What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE age!!
- No, it was an asteroid impact and the eruption of the Deccan Traps.
  Quite literally the opposite of an ice age.
  
  The asteroid impact and volcanic eruption caused a metric fuckton of particulate matter to be ejected into the atmosphere, effectively blocking out the sun, causing an ice age.

That's some 90's B movie writing

Omg i love @TheZeldaZone she's a real one fr fr

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