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PeriodicallyPedantic @lemmy.ca

3d ago

I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.

I cum in the shower, instead.

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What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin'.
- What color?
  
  I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
- What does this mean? Genuinely asking..
  
  Well, you see...
  
  I'm sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn't go there for whatever reason, it's when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.
  (And for the record, I didn't actually poop in my shower)

Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower
- Waffle stomp FTW!

If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss

There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.

This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you're showering, you instead decide to jerk it
- Well... Yeah. Duh.

I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

Hmmm
- Liar?

You don't mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you..?
- That's what it's for

That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

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