BREAKING: Elon Musk Calls For Trump to Be Impeached

This scenario is quite the best outcome. Two narcissists fighting each other, hopong for a homicide/suicide ❤️
- It's already happening...
  Musk was the bank that got MAGA elected in places they'd pissed off voters too much to keep winning.
  If musk and trump split, the Republicans in the house and Senate need both musks money and Trump's cult. They can't win with either alone.
  They're already past the point of no return, their egos are too big to make up.
  
  their egos are too big to make up
  That's where you're wrong. They both constantly rewrite the past in their own memories. Shit one takes massive doses of disassociatves and the other can't be bothered to digest a single thought. They can make up and act like nothing ever happened and they're both the greatest. To hold a grudge you need to be able to hold a coherent opinion on anything and not exist in a perpetual stream of consciousness.
  
  I don't understand. This was quite possibly the most predictable thing that could have happened. Trump has a 40 year history of stiffing creditors and vendors. There has never been anything transactional about him, he just does this same thing over and over. Like there's a reason that people have been saying, "a Trump never pays his debts" since like 2015.
  
  Trump has probably made enough money off illegal crypto bribes that he can afford to dump musk.
  
  The knights Templar were the bank that kept the French crown in power, the crown was indebted to the monastic order. As that wasn't ideal, went to the pope and had them excommunicated and rounded up on Friday the 13th.
  One of these men will go.
  
  Or they need to abolish free elections before the midterms, arrest noncompliant judges and just have the Trump dynasty rule by decree.
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- I kept seeing people saying that this is all performative and that they're both in on it, but idk, I was raised by narcissists and this is basically the exact same fight playing out on the global stage that played out weekly in my childhood living room.
  
  Yep, same, exactly.
  This is way, way too in depth to be an elaborately staged, intetional hyperreality performance.
  These two just actually are this stupid, this self-centered, this insecure and ego driven.
  If this is some kind of an act, it would require both of them to have been method acting at Daniel Day Lewis levels for about a decade with no breaks.
  Its 'performative' in the sense of intentionally being catty, shit-disturbing, dramatic, old men acting like the cast of the Mean Girls... but it is not performative in the sense of 'entirely staged to fool us dumb rubes.'
  That being said, this all still does function as a grand distraction to any other person or kind of nefarious nonsense... but no, these two are having the messiest, most high stakes, most public breakup in probably the history of the world right now, and they are both totally genuine.
  ... It is also arguably the funniest way concievable for the American Empire / Era to end.
  How in the fuck do you write a history book about this in 20 years?
  ... I don't fucking know, but I do know I want Larry David to write a script for a 'The Death of Stalin' style movie about the last 9 months.
  EDIT: Wait! Mel Brooks is still alive somefucking how, get in him in the writing room too!
  
  Even if it was pretend to start with they're both so sensitive and need to be right, it'll turn into a real fight soon enough. But I agree, neither is clever enough to pretend this. For that you need professional wrestling level acting skills.
  
  Neither one of them is able to pretend at this level. It is a real fight.
- Alien vs. Predator.
  Whoever loses, we win.
  
  Nah, we are still stuck with whoever wins.
  
  So what you’re saying is we need to revive the push for President Schwarzenegger
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives?wprov=sfla1
- One Big, Beautiful Breakup.
- Oh I bet he'll pay in some way to have trump challenged for being mentally unfit, I think that's part of the constitution

Sadly enough, this won't escalate into anything because Musk didn't exactly have a lot of friends in the GOP even when Trump's head was crammed shoulder-deep in his ass. He was only tolerated because the GOP had no other real choice, and they didn't want to risk him funding a primary challenger. He has lots of money but no actual political clout. Which means I doubt there's going to be a bunch of Republicans suddenly jumping to Team Musk.
He'll probably go the Liz Cheney route of just being ostracized by everybody. But hey, it'll be a hell of a lot of fun watching all this shit in the meantime.
- I don’t know. He’s got tons of money and politicians are like flies to shit with money.
  
  They'll go where the voters go. If public sentiment among the MAGA base stays with Trump, so will they. And Musk isn't popular enough among the MAGA base (outside of being a rich useful idiot) to significantly shake Trump's hold.
  
  His money is tied up in his companies, which are crashing. Tesla stock is dropping steadily, and the only reason it was making any money at all was because of EV credits, which go away in the Big Beautiful Bill. That's why he hates it so much. It dooms Tesla, which will be bankrupt within two years.
  Now he's threatening to decommission the only American spacecraft that goes to the Space Station. That gives the government the excuse to cancel all contracts for Space X, or even confiscate it.
  Kill Tesla and nationalize Space X, and he's got nothing left.
  
  He already announced he's done donating to the gop after he burned all that money in wisconsins Supreme Court race.
  
  Donald Frump controls the military, Melon Husk does not.
- Which means I doubt there’s going to be a bunch of Republicans suddenly jumping to Team Musk.
  GOP grifters avoiding the biggest pile of money to grift, and you're confident grifters will actively avoid it? I'm not so sure. I'm betting a number of opportunistic GOP will sign up on the Musk train if it means getting a paycheck/personal superpac donation.
  
  Of course it's far too early to tell how this is all going to shake out, but a number of articles are reporting that House Republicans are almost entirely on Trump's side and lashing out at Musk. While there may be a few grifters from super-safe districts that may speak out, Trump is still the face of the party and his influence goes well beyond money; some of these people may stay on Trump's side out of fear of retaliation, especially if sentiment among the rank-and-file MAGA base sticks largely with Trump.
- I feel like if he wanted to he could out right buy half the GOP congress people though. Money holds a lot of political power when the politicians are for sale.
  
  Half it's been proven buying a politician is not expensive at all. He could buy everyone.
  
  He could buy all of them, politicians are particularly cheap. $10K each could buy the entire Congress. That's nothing to Musk.
- I bet Thiel wants it too. Get his personalityless puppet into power quicker.

Anybody have any idea what they're trying to hide with this puppet show? Is the big bill getting too much attention or is it something else?
- I think you're giving them too much credit. I'm pretty sure this really is just a senile old man feuding with a ketamine addict.
  
  It can and likely is both.
- There was news today that the Senate is considering cutting Medicare in addition to Medicaid, as well as news of major changes to how science funding is sent out to researchers. Also the travel bans for foreign nationals from certain countries.
  
  bingo
- Could be Truth social BTC ETF
- I highly doubt it's anything. They're selfish egotistical people out for their own gains. Elon never cared for Trump or the Republicans, just about what made him the most money. Now he's buthurt and lashing out.
  
  Imagine a timeline where Biden invited Elon to the electric car summit or whatever it was called. I imagine flipping to the Republicans was a response to being but hurt about that.

So let me get that straight, you spent hundreds of millions of dollars to get a guy, who you think should be impeached and is guilty of underage sex, to be the president of the United States?
- He spent hundreds of millions to scrape personal data of all US citizens and cripple investigations into his businesses.
  
  This is the real bottom line, right here
- He KNEW about the underage sex stuff when he spent the nearly 300 billion dollars too.

I have this feeling that JD Vance is way worse than Trump
- He is much worse, but he's also far less of a threat, as he doesn't have ANY public mandate, in the form of any kind of following or cultish fandom.
  Trump's power is almost ENTIRELY a product of how he tapped into the country's stupid fucking redneck hogs and narcissists and delusional conspiracy nuts. JD has exactly ZERO flat-earthers driving around with his face painted on the side of their van. Having a following of millions of people, even if they are mentally-deficient to a degree that is literally breathtaking, is still power, a great deal of power too because he has them under such tight control.
  Vance might be dangerous in short-term policy decisions, but he doesn't have electoral power, he doesn't have chips in the game, he won't make a dent in senate/house bill votes, he won't have influence on local and state elections. He's pre-neutered. The only ones who should be worried about Vance are the white-house sofas.
  
  Vance is absolutely worse. He's the true disciple of Curtis Yarvin, and that's the end of the country as we know it.
  
  Vance also has no charisma or personality to speak of. He can’t lead a movement like MAGA.
  
  I feel like you could have said the same thing about Chavez and Maduro in Venezuela...
- Yes, but he won’t be backed up by maga. There will be more internal fighting.
  
  OKey at least there is that. I just want somebody in the US office who will fix the political system to be more compromise based, but I think I'll sooner see a unicorn irl.
- Vance is totally owned by Peter Theil, who is a well-known Psychopathic Oligarch.
- Yeah, unfortunately, there’s no one in the line of succession I particularly like. At least RFK is #12 and Linda McMahon is #16, both pretty far down.
- He might be, but that's a chance I'm willing to take given how fucking terrible Trump is.
- That's because he's dumb enough to follow the dumb guy. We all know he's a fuckin moron.

Is this a massive gamble by Elmo to rebuild his brand image by forcing me to agree with him on certain issues? Let’s not forget this was the same guy Nazi saluting this dude at his Inauguration a few short months ago.
- No, its not. Musk is just salty Trump used and discarded him. You have to understand, these are just children who stumbled into power and never really grew up.
  
  Yeah - nepo babies are like this. Made the mistake of marrying one, and any perceived slight needed punishment and retaliation.
  
  It's all just show. Elon well get government contracts and we'll get wealthy from the stock market. Everything else is showmanship he's the current fall guy look everything thet sucks is Elons fault
- I'm not forgetting anything. I'm just enjoying two enemies fight it out.

Can we have both of these? Please please please?
Trump impeached
Musk deported
- I know there is some clause or stipulation that allows for the seizure of assets obtained by illegal immigrants.
  Musk is an illegal immigrant who pursued business ventures in violation of his school visa and lied about it.
- now we are talking
- If we're dreaming of fantasies that will never happen, I also want nationwide ranked-choice voting, and maybe we can overturn Citizens United Vs Federal Elections and stop allowing corporations to literally run our country.

Consider this, JD Vance is Peter Thiel's Acolyte, who desperately wants to bring about a global technocracy. What if all of this hasn't been a genuine attempt yet. What if it's merely theatre that has been setting the stage for Vance to take over. Trump gets to enrich his family beyond their wildest imagination, then he peaces out and the real horror begins.
- I don't see Vance flags on people's trucks. I see Trump flags. I just don't know that Vance gets the backing Trump does. I think the Rs capitulate to Trump so much because of his rabies base, and there's this concern they'll be replaced by someone who Trump endorses.
  I do think it's all a game for wealthy people, and we will just pay for it one way or another, regardless.
  
  MAGA is a classic cult of personality. It's all HitlerPig, there is no #2 waiting in the wings, not even his own spawn. When HitlerPig goes, MAGA is dead, and the backstabbing will become open warfare.
  If the Dems can get their shit together, and have the spine to act, they'll have the opportunity to sweep up the most corrupt traitors, and remove them from politics forever. They can hit a giant reset button on American politics.
  Let's see if they have the nerve for bold action on America's behalf.
- On the other hand, Vance is a loathsome piece of shit who even the MAGAts don't like much.

This is like hearing the school saying the two biggest bullies are going to fight in the yard after school
Everyone knows that one of them can't hit any thing harder than a pillow and the other always chickens out against any opponent unless the person they'll punch is held down by four guys.
The entire school knows that this shit show is a circus that will just be full of drama and no fighting .... but we're all going to head out onto the yard anyway to laugh at how stupid these idiots are going perform.
I'll see you all on the yard after the last bell at 3pm

Elmo the degenerate mass murderer can get fucked.
They are both corrupt degenerates that lack humanity and should be dealt with in a way that accounts for their lack of humanity.
- Pretty sure he can’t, actually.
  Too much Special K.

Why am I rooting for Elon Musk in 2025?
- The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy. But they can still be useful.
- Because he spent the last 4 months balls deep in everything relating to the government and probably has access to all the information he could ever want to take him down. I fucking hate the guy, but it's one of those "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" kinda situation.
  
  No, he was just gathering it to hand over to Palantir. Once again, Peter Thiel, the real CEO of paypal is the shadowy puppeteer.
- You shouldn't be. When in history has rich people infighting worked out for poor people?
  I guess it's great that they're seemingly not working together, but I find it hard to get excited.
  
  “When the elephants fight, the grass is crushed. When the elephants make love, the grass is crushed.”
- Because it's easy to manipulate the general public with these planned out and scheduled spectacles specifically developed to provide cover for all the truly terrible stuff that's being done just slightly behind the curtains while also giving both sides convenient cover from the other's failures.

Who could see this coming said that one clueless guy who didn't.

I was waiting for those two to fall out. Two egos this big were always going to clash sooner or later. This will be entertaining and hopefully damaging to both of them.

I wonder what all the conservative virtue signallers are going to do with their fully-loaded foundation edition cyberbeast cybertrucks now?

He also tweeted a few hours ago that he's thinking of starting a new political party (for the 80%?). Imagine if he Ross-Perots the next election. Either that or he becomes so petty he starts primary-ing Trump supporters in the House. He has a lot of options. Though I don't expect much is gonna come out of it. Probably throw a few more shots to Trump to repair Tesla's image and take a break from politics.
- Ah yes, the 80% and they all support white genocide. /s

What a absolutely wild timeline we are living in

There's some major schadenfreude in this, but never forget all of the damage that DOGE did to the government & countless numbers of its loyal employees.

What I really love about this is that Trump is so narcissistic that he earnestly believed that Elon liked him. That he believed in his vision for the country and that he wouldn't want anything in return, like a load more juicy government contracts, a bill to mandate that petrol cars would be phased out, or all safety regulations about self driving cars to be torn up.
Bless his cold dead heart for being exactly what everybody knows he is. Everybody except those idiots who jump into bed with him, because all those other people he betrayed were losers who just weren't smart enough.
- i mean...you could just as easily say the reverse, it honestly seemed like they needed each other just as much both ways
  
  Yeah, but Trump got what he wanted first.

Mommy and daddy are fighting. 🫠

This man is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT who needs to Be Deported!
-People who Gargled Elon's Balls yesterday!

Imagine thinking his voice matters more than Thiel's voice.

I really loathe narcistic billionaires and hate paying any attention to them at all. But 2 narcisstic billionaires fighting each other? That I like to watch.
- The only disadvantage is that one of them will probably come out on top and become even more insufferable than he was before.

Lmao, two idiots fighting. This seemed kind of inevitable, they’re not compatible personality types to work with each other.
Elon definitely thinks he has more influence with trump’s crowd than he actually has, but I also think his position at twitter makes him dangerous to trump by undermining his ability to reach a lot of people who haven’t fully crawled down the maga conspiracy pipeline.
I don’t think he’s going to be able to shift much support to Vance ether. Vance and his ilk are just to weird for most trump supporters.

If anyone could make a conviction happen, it's Musk. He need only threaten to fund primary challengers for 10 Republicans in the house and ~15 senators.
He's got the money to do it.

Lol like they are gonna do that. Usa are the most incompetent nation in the world, they just watch as their 'democracy' disintegrates into fascism
- looks around... what democracy?

Did the simulation break?
This is so fucking bizzare.
Some truman-show shit to see how we (the non-actors of this world) react.
- I seriously don't know anyone didn't see this coming or how anyone is remotely surprised. I'm just surprised it took this long, I thought they would keep it together for at least half the term to meet their own goals.
  They hated each other from the beginning, they always were about to shred out the throat of the other one. Smarter people in roles of power are good at keeping their shit under their hat, but neither of these men are smart.
- Just the inevitable result when two thin-skinned narcissists are in the same room.
- The main character of the world was that guy who did dumb shit like shipping coal to newcastle and bed pans to the tropics but was massively successful anyway, all of the rest of us were just NPCs for that one guy and now that he's dead the rest of the universe has no meaning anymore.

Next week headline "musk dead from ketimine overdose, that caused him fall on some bullettes"
- Please don't offer me a glimpse of hope. Not in these dark times.

And leave JD Vance in charge?! Are you mad?! Can we just nuke the line of succession?

Yes, I agree. We should put Trump in a peach and roll him off a cliff.
- A flaming peach.
- Now i have an image of Trump in a peach dress in my head. Thanks for that :/

He's just so nutty.
Is it really as simple as the bill being unfavorable for Elno?
So as long as the bill had not harmed US car manufacturers for example he would've continued his bullshit loyalty?
I just don't really understand what's happening or why.
- Sounds like you understand perfectly, you're just still thinking of them as rational adults. If you think of them both as toddlers, everything makes a lot more sense. Trump pinched Musk, so Musk is having a fat sad. Simple as that.

Woah, woah, dial it back Ketamine Elmo. You gotta save some for tomorrow.
- Let him cook

I think Trump might deport this African immigrant for being part of some plot against the government.

Yessss let the hate flow through you

The silver lining to the shit show of the last 9 months is that the Republican drama has finally gotten entertaining.

I mean I agree but what a little piss ant, lol.
Very "Kick me out of your club, huh? Well see about that ..."

Impeach Trump, deport Musk... but then Vance gets couch-cast ? I'd rather not see this happen

Who will win this fight?
Everybody!
- Let's see if it's real or more kabuki.
  If Trump announces cancellation of major contracts with Musk-owned firms, it's probably real. Otherwise, not.
  
  They could just shell company their way out of this. It's all kayfabe.
  
  I wouldn't even hold announcements in stone, he has been flopping back and forth on massive, world-altering policy decisions for months. A spat with his rival narcissist isn't going to be more or less scatterbrained.
- Most likely they're going to patch it up, roll-back their rhetoric and continue milking the federal piggy-bank for as long as they can, and their supporters won't give a shit because they're not supporting either of these clowns because they want sound fiscal leadership, these guys gained a following because they "hurt the right people" and that's all anyone cares about now.
  I'm sorry to be the bucket of cold water, but we gotta remember we're not in a functional democracy anymore. This is more like some "last days of Rome" acts.

I’m sure we are wanting this for very different reasons.

Lol this is getting better and better! We knew they'd have a breakup eventually.
With luck muskrat will give us some damning evidence as he tries to win back the public's view via his new PR team lolol