Vance knocks Democrats over taco truck outside GOP building

Why is Vicious Mockery so effective against these clowns?
I mean. If they were competent and confident in what they're doing they really wouldn't be bothered by stuff like this. But every time whether its covfefe or taco or couch fucking they just melt like a wicked witch being given a swirly.
- Nat 20 on Viscous Mockery
  
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  The animated version
- The fact that this TACO thing bothers him that much is the best reason to not only continue, but to expand that campaign.
- In what way has this Taco truck charade been "effective"?
  
  It hasn't. Not in any real way. But these republicans get extremely, earth-shatteringly, unreasonably fuck-ass mad over this kind of stuff.
  Nothing anyone does or even can do will matter until we get rid of Citizens United. Until that point we're an oligarchy, not a democracy or even a republic.

Did you even say Thank You for the tacos, James Donald Bowman?
Learn some manners!
- Thank you for deadnaming James Donald Bowman.
  My personal campaign is deadnaming him in every thread that concerns him.
  
  I'll support the effort too!

Trump always chickens out — we’re just bringing the tacos to match,” DNC Chair Ken Martin said in a statement on the food truck’s message. “Instead of realizing his tariff chaos is wrecking the economy, Trump continues to drag America towards more economic pain, and the rest of the world sees Trump for exactly what he is: a chicken.”
Still waiting on people to wise up that Martin is actually legit.
The dude knows what he's doing
- Maybe so but the majority of the rest of the Democrats have no fucking clue what they're doing and actively undermine anything the minority of Democrats and progressives do to effectively oppose these fascists.
  
  but the majority of the rest of the Democrats
  Decades of neoliberals shenigans have conflated "the party" with individual elected representatives
  That was never how it was supposed to work
  We just took a big step in fixing that. Martin doesn't play favorites, the winner of the primary is who the party will support, and they're not gonna pick sides till a primary is over.
  The only reason a lot of those elected representatives are even still in office is the party fought off primary challengers for decades protecting them. They can't win fair primaries, even with the money advantage
  
  They know exactly what they are doing: stroking off the corporate money spigots.
- Takes easy shots for internet points while maintaining the status quo and not trying for any actual improvements
  The Dems are legit and got it figured out now!
  
  Takes easy shots for internet points while maintaining the status quo and not trying for any actual improvements
  https://democrats.org/news/dnc-and-asdc-announces-organize-everywhere-win-anywhere-strategy-largest-ever-monthly-dnc-investment-into-democratic-state-and-territory-parties/
  That better for you?

“We have the lamest opposition in American history,” Vance wrote on the social media
For once I agree with Vance. I wish Democrats would do something useful to stop MAGA. They are showboating but still voting for his appointments. Looking at you, Corey Booker.

They "deployed" a taco truck. Everything is militarized with these tangerine, brain worm, couch fucking losers.
Oh, and FREE tacos! Who doesn't want free tacos!

At least he didn't SLAM Democrats. What a relief
- I have some bad news about the first sentence in the article
  
  Crap, I didn't read the article, I just wanted to do my joke and be done with it.

Dear Mr. Vance, if this protest by the opposition is as lame as you say, why do you acknowledge it at all?
I can only conclude that this protest have gotten under your and Mr. Trump's skin, and you don't have any effective counter to it.
- You are not allowed to call him "Vance" because that is not what is on his birth certificate.
  
  Hummm, I wonder how many would understand who I was talking about if I called him Mr. Bowman?
  Also, that fucking idiot is just three years older than me, what?
  
  It's James.

Okay…. So I think at this point, one of the democrats should buy one of their interns a new couch and take the old one to Vance’s house and slap a sign that says “Free… I got stood up” outside.

HA! That's PROOF that THIS is MUCH More Effective then Stopping Trump's AGENDA!
-The DNC!
- Look at the comments here. All this bs, zero effort distraction while p2025 gets stuff done.

Snowflakes

The way the headline was written, I thought there was an actual brawl.

Taco Jr has feefees

If they weren’t serving exclusively chicken tacos, that’s a missed opportunity 😂

I read this too early and the crash blossom headline made me think someone was getting physically knocked over a taco truck. I got excited for a second to see a literal brawl happen between congress folk.

He needs to shut his fucking mouth and go stick his micro pud in another couch.