Rule of Al
To be fair nobody else matters
"It fit the 10 people we grabbed off the street, and we didn't measure them!"
Weirdly they were all named Al for some reason. That, or there's a problem with our database.
I won't pretend I didn't miss the typo the first time, but I gotta say, the absurdity is glorious:))
"The only person desperate enough to come to the fitting was a shoes salesman.
It took us 5 hours to get him to leave, and all he did was complain about his family."
can i call you betty?