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I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
Is a cat acceptable?
This doesn’t look safe. With rungs that far apart, a baby could get its head stuck between the bars.
I think you're supposed to line the basket. It's just unsanitary otherwise.
Old and busted: catapult
New hotness: yeet machine
I like juggling, so I'll take two.
Ye olde Yoter
Did you know that in old English, Þ þ was a thorn, which was pronounced “th” like the word the. In Middle English, the shape of the thorn got, well, sloppy, because people are lazy as shit, and eventually took on the shape Y.
Thus, when you see a sign in “old English” (actually Middle English at best) that says ye olde shoppe, you should read it boringly as “the old shop”.
Off I go to ruin more days!
Finally, a better way to catapult sacrifices to the Volcano Gods!!!
Lemmy feeling a bit too local now...