alias cd='rm -fr'
alias cd='rm -fr'
alias cd='rm -fr'
Installing fuck
There was dwim that famously did that a long time ago (and has been revived or reimagined in various versions through the years).
alias :q=exit
because I'm a vimpilled dumbass
alias nano=vim
chaotic evil
-fr -fr
rm -ong / 🙏
SK -ibi -di
Someone's using the french language option.
sudo apt install sl
gotta remove that french language pack
append --no-preserve-root
for extra baguette power
rm -fr /
Gotta remove that French locale cruft. And don’t forget to get rid of the stale baguettes too.
I think you can fix typos in the last command with
^mistake^fix
I'm a big fan of using vim in the terminal. Even basic VIM commands make terminal usage more tolerable: https://github.com/jeffreytse/zsh-vi-mode
I once pranked my friend with alias
ls="ls <empty_dir>"
That was fun on a server.
I think I have about 15 misspellings of "git" aliased in my rc file
I’d love to do that with vim for :!q to :q! And :qw to :wq
alias cd=reboot
The cd is for calm down