Hygiene

She looks like she hard to impress. I don't think i could do it.
- Once you wiped your ass with dark chocolate then proceeding to try removing it by wiping with the toilet paper I bet you'd see some face expression of surprise

"Supposed" is one of those words with a quiet "d" that people seem to often get wrong. Same with "used" especially in "used to" where people write "use to". English sucks, but I still wish people would put in the effort to follow the rules so that they communicate more effectively.
- I can almost guarantee to you that a native speaker made this meme. Remember, the average American speaks 0.7 languages.
- 100% native speaker mistake. Like the classic mistake of mixing up "its" and "it's", only native speakers do that.
- This seems like a result of sandhi, people merge the sounds in speech so they merge them in writing too

I would feel extra guilty sampling this in front of her and not buying it
- I'm the exact opposite. I'd take pride in showing how effective her sample is and then proceed to buy.
  
  Make sure other customers are there to see it as well, and be loud about it.
- Aren't the gloves so she can demonstrate for you?

Clearly she's allergic to it - there's an allergy warning on the sign. It's probably full of artificial flavors. Or maybe it was made from tree nut husks, IDFK.

would love to walk up in a conehead costume and start eating the roll in front of her.
- it cleans your intestines on the way out, and good fiber, and essential dyes.
- And you'd have the benefit of your next trip to the toilet being self-wiping!