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GiraffeNeckInKnot @lemmy.dbzer0.com

2mo ago

Dick out for Harambe

Today is the anniversary of his death.

Rest in Peace, Harambe.

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Time traveller: saves Harambe
Society:
Bernie Sanders inaurguation (2016)
Fall of Vladimir Putin (2017)
Fall of Viktor Orbán (2017-2018)
Fall of the Dominionist cabal (2019)
Imprisonment of big tech leaders (2021)
Alexandra Ocassio Cortez inauguration (2024)
Suicide of Curtis Yarvin (2025)
- Successful assassination of Donald Trump (2024)
  
  Would it be needed then?

And you know what?! That dumb kid is around here on the internet somewhere. He knows what he did but he hides behind anonymity so he doesn't have to face the world he destroyed. You know who you are and you know what you did!
Edit: /s we are in a world so crazy that the obviouw have to be said.
- Harambe wouldn't want you to rail on the kid.
- All kids are dumb
  
  Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.
  
  That is true!

It really has just been a parade of shit sandwiches since then.
- And giant douchebags...

I wish people would remember that the real crux was lincoln's assassination. Everything since has been downhill, for america at least. Can you imagine if the traitors had actually been hanged? No jim crow laws? No fucking bullshit...
- fuckin idiot grandma

True, everything since Harambe's death happened after Harambe's death.

"How did the world end, Grandpa?"
"Well, it all started with this fucking gorilla."
- "Grandpa, why is your dick out?"
  "Well, to answer that we have to go back to 2016..."
  
  So I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. "Dicks out for Harambe," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any zippers then, because of the tariffs. The only thing you could get were those shitty button fly pants.

You know what released shortly after Harambe being shot? Tiktok.

No no, it started with Nixon, then accelerated with Regan. Harambe's death was an early warning sign.

I know that was a meme for awhile, but was it really THAT big of a story?
- No. Bowie's death months earlier was a far bigger deal, and vastly more likely the cause of the unraveling of the fabric of reality.
  
  Bowie and Harambe sitting in heaven watching shit happen on Earth
  Bowie: “Things are starting to get serious down there, aren’t they?”
  Harambe: “I no longer concern myself with ants.”
- Thankfully no one was hurt.

Everything since has been fun and exciting, and we can't wait to kill Harambe and go again? Interesting viewpoint...

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