One day it will happen to you

Yeah, well, that's really, really sweet and would honestly rather have that occur or have a friend decide to cuddle with me than to get a bunch of dicks drawn on my face.

That's just having good people as friends.

My "friend" once slapped me so hard that I woke up and went outside to cry. His excuse? "I get a bit violent when I'm drunk" glad I cut contact with him and the rest of these assholes.

Never fell asleep with rando around.
Was a strict rule I had because I had seen asshole classmates do the marker thing once and decided that would not happen to me.
Very few times I did let my guard down was with actual friends, and because it was decided I was gonna crash there. Otherwise I'd just power through the night.

Was great training for becoming a dad!

This happened to me at 18...

A good friend would come in to be the big spoon

Why not both?

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Ran into my cousin and his friends at a festival 20 years ago. Came by their tent early morning and one dude was passed out outside so I covered him up with a blanket and tucked him in. Later on they were all thanking me profusely which I didn't get. Turned out the kid was a skin cancer survivor and that morning ended up being brutally sunny and hot.