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  • Never put shoes on a table, mostly just because it's dirty but I think it's something to do with bad luck?

    Edit: fat thumbs

  • If I've been a good boy my poop session will go smoothly. If I think I was a good boy, but then my poop is awful, I think "damn I must have done something...". If I have been an asshole, but my poop goes well, I think "wow, I'm gonna have to pay this back tenfold tomorrow!"

  • If three good things happen to me in a relatively short period of time, something bad is gonna happen next.

    If three bad thing happen to me in a relatively short period of time, somethig good is gonna happen next.

  • If someone says something bad, knock on wood. Like "Well X thing could happen" where X is like. A storm, the cats learning how to tap dance, a river exploding. Knocking on wood to make that not happen.

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