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panchzila @lemmy.world

1y ago

if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

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Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.
- Gas: Pooty Booty
- I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.
  
  Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗

"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.
- It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called "Maybe-baby".
  
  Does it also rhyme in German?
- It literally is

bites tongue
I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less removedy.
Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it's literally accurate.
- Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don't actually mean this as an insult)... picky pricky?
- bitey taster?
- Maybe... Hearty Re-Starty?
  Ticker Re-jigger?
  Pumper Bumper?
  
  Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don't jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing removedation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it's essentially the exact same thing.

Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy
- @threelonmusketeers @panchzila. Oven: heaty eaty

Cats would be furry purries.
- Uno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
  Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
  Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
  Furry purry, furry purry.

Traffic circles are "Twirly Whirlies"
- To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
  
  Roundy abounty
  
  Americans mostly call them "oh, fuck? What do I do?" We have the best drivers.

There is one for bra that's close: over the shoulder boulder holder.
- When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD

I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"

Where is that greentext when you need it?
With the british naming things?

All I can see is Law and Order.
- Chung-Chung!
  
  Dungie Chungie?
- I knew I couldn't be the only one who noticed the type face.

This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.
Like "chai" means tea so :
"chai shai" = tea and related stuff
"khana wana" = food and related stuff
"paisay waisay" = money and related stuff
etc.
- it's the same in hindi.

I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!

I'm actually ok with all of them.

Although a group of hippos is a 'bloat', hippos don't float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!

What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.

Lenny: Edit Reddit

It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it's more like if US soldiers named everything.

feetie heatie actually sounds good

It's called German.
- I don't get it. Care to explain? :D
  
  The German language is known for having many compound nouns.

Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate "walkie talkie" in French to "talkie walkie"... I mean... Why?
- Guessing adjective noun ordering? 🤓 idk

And if he named Teletubbies, we'd have...

breasty - resty 💀

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  I second the title enchantment request, but please continue to leave it out when it's a Rick Roll.

The sub's name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that's brilliant

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Blindy brighty - sun

These look doubleplusgood to me!

CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn't needn't
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
- I think they are supposed to rhyme.
  
  I tried my best to make them rhyme as closely as possible
- Handegg: bore

Movies

Reddit mistake of cutting off 3rd party apps: diggie whoopsie

Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name

Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren't licked anymore, they're self adhesive. 🤓☝️
- Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin
  
  Snail mail scale sale
  Tricky Sticky bricky flicky
  Letter Treader Breader

Everytime I see this meme I get Walkie Talkie Man stuck in my head

Lol

But don't defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?
- I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.

Sticky icky

This reminds me of Andy from The Office US.

I’m going to be using these

Toast: Cheesy Squeezy
Sewer: Filthy Thingy
Shoes: Runny Runny
Shroom: Trippy Weepy
NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey
- A for effort, execution needs some improvement
  
  Appreciate
- Runny Runny applies to both shoes and noses 🤨

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