Beam me up!
Beam me up!
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Take me FROM my leader!
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I thought she was snapping the cow's neck as punishment for not being abducted, or maybe her abuse was why the cow wanted to be abducted in the first place. Took me a minute to realize she was in a cow costume.
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Common autism joke is that we got here by accident and one day an alien will come bring us back home.
In any case i would not call it an abduction if you want it!
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That you're out of this world?
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You can't afford it, Lady.
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Probably the most affordable. Plus, free anal probes! Those aren't cheap.
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I don't even like anal, but I'd take it over the day to day at this point....
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Get probed "Damn another one with cancer!" Then they just dump you back saying or doing nothing else
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My friend, my sister and I have this fucking stupid game we came up with years ago where we will be telling the other a long, descriptive story and the joke is that the story always ends with learning guitar, joining a band, getting famous, being abducted by aliens and turned into a spaceship to explore the cosmos.
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Sounds like inspirobot.me.
Don't forget your towel.
Now there's a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is