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so, it's a predator goat.
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I'm going to guess as an island species, it had no natural predators, and therefore the evolutionary pressure for it to have a wide field of view did not exist
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Curious to consider that by being an apex consumer, it is a predator by default, even if its prey is flora.
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I mean, it it has pupils like that, it has a wide field of vision. That's the whole point of rectangular pupils. I would assume that having front-facing eyes would also give it depth perception, but maybe it needed that for making difficult jumps or something?
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It DOES seem menacing
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'There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man'
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"If it bleats, we can kill it."
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"I'm scared, Poncho"
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Eater Goats...
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I've always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It's a dream of mine.
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i was crowned the GOAT of autism, i would volunteer but i dont like eye contact
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That requires a mirror with most goats.
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Looks like one of those Oblivion npc
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You're the one I saw in my dreams!
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I vote for you as president of the fediverse
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Me when the edibles kick in.
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Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere
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Looks like something in medieval paintings.
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Looks like something that needs to be burned with fire
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So it's a predator?
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Beat me to it. I was like pretty soon it's gonna start eating you.
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Preys upon grass
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Extinct due attacks from behind
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Why does this look like a child molester?
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Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.
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And they are called kids...
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Because forward facing eyes is usually a trait associated with predators.
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You think everything looks like a child molester
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GNU
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Definitely not UNIX 😬
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It was also a cold-blooded mammal.
EDIT: new information suggests they probably were not.
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No, it wasn't. Or to be exact, we don't know, but it's highly unlikely. In 2009, the bone growth pattern of Myotragus was thought to occur only in cold blooded animals, but in 2012 they found it is widespread in extant mammals as well.
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Oh, that's good to know! I wondered how a cold-blooded mammal could be a thing.
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TIL there was a 5M year old cold-blooded mammal that humans killed off (but ofc).Today I was reminded that science grows as new discoveries are made.
But we still killed the little beasties off. Nothing has changed there.
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I actually missed the part that we killed them off. "Heh heh, look at the funny-faced little goats. Let's kill 'em!" Jerks.
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It looks like it was drawn by a furry artist who specializes in particularly perverted characters. I love it!
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"It's just my artstyle!!111"
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Pervgoat is in the prowl for more pussy after being released for his third public indecency offense.
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Predator goat species any% speedrun when
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It went extinct 5000y ago.. so it has to be a reconstitution based on fossils..?
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5000 years could mean bones rather then fossils.
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Nature of Predators.
I get why they were scared now.
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I did not expect a NoP reference here, but nevertheless it was what I immediately thought about seeing this image lmao.
Imagine a poor venlil born with this defect.
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Not having access to NoP anymore was the worse part of being permabanned from reddit. I love it.
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I trust him
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Uh, Falkor, is that you?
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It's Falkand now.
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Is this the og Donkey from shork?
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Yes
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He's on a good trip
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That's just like your opinion, man.
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And I shall call it Ron Perlman.
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🙂
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"Hi kids! I'm so stoned, I can barely climb 😵💫"
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he looks like one of those guys who has a million broken down cars and lawn mowers on his yard but he can fix your car with a pepsi can and some zipties if you throw him 20 bucks
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Seems like a chill dude I could go for a drink with
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Dude looks shifty af
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I wonder if its panoramic vision overlaps in the front since the eyes are too close
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He looks like he knows what's in that embarrassing picture of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.
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When the edible hits you to hard…
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There's a shadow on the wall... 🎶
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