woke rule

Who needs ChatGPT to make slop when we've got right wing clowns?
- ChatGOP is coming to take your job, senator
- Now just put them into prison, so you can have them as ~~slaves~~ "workers", make them sit 12h in front of the computer and generate garbage for fr-... Shit, this reminds me of something.
  first part is /s

You [adjective] [plural noun] who never lived one day under [adjective] threat can now [verb] upon your [adjective] [noun].
You made quite the [adjective] fuss to save the world from [adjective] [adjective] [noun].
There, now we can all play Mad Libs!

I'm sorry, did I miss a mass disarmament event? It may not be as novel as it used to be, but the dull threat of nuclear war has been a constant backdrop in our lives.
- like a lot of us of a certain age lived through fucken CHERNOBYL.

I'm a leftist GenX whose served aboard 3 nuclear submarines, over a 20 year career. Ive slept between ballistic nuclear missiles, on top of torpedoes, mines, and tomahawk missiles early in my career, but later, switched to a standard bed (rack) on the boats..can I reflect and make a fuss?
- No. You can be thanked for your service but you cannot protest when your benefits are reduced.
  
  Darth Vader, "I'm altering the deal. Pray that I don't alter it any further."
- as long as it's non-binary

Weird how those who try to use the word “woke” as a pejorative usually reveal themselves to be infected with the broke mind virus.

The duality of republicans. Be scared of Russia nuking us over Ukraine to lick their boot, but also belittle gen z for not living through the cold war, while also starting a cold war with China.
- what war with China? last I checked they never threatened China. on the other hand China is always boasting about invading Taiwan and Hong Kong
  
  Welcome back from the coma. The current year is 2025. You will have to look up the word “tariff” because it’s no longer some stupid old timey tax.

I'm just waiting for them to start calling oxygen and water woke so they either stop breathing or shrivel up like a sun dried dog turd.
- I am a little surprised they haven't given up water since the "chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay" conspiracy took off.
  
  Did they declare that the chemical doing that was fluoride? Because more and more states are banning that in the water.

millennials haven't lived a single day without nuclear threats, the fuck is he moping on about?

There aren't 2 nuclear armed empires facing each other down and fighting proxy wars in poorer parts of the world. Instead there are multiple smaller nuclear armed empires facing off and fighting real wars with the crumbling husks of NATO and the soviets acting like they still have spheres of total control and ideological backing while their citizens struggle to get by.
Sounds like a great upgrade history definitely ended in 1991.

You just know he thought this sounded so fucking cool in his heads before he typed it out.
- "Oh yeah, this is going to piss off so many Liberal Snowflakes. -post-"
  -Gets ratio'd to hell and back by the fucking dictionary-

On the bright side, this word vomit will by itself probably set AI language models back a year.

We traded nuclear threat for school shooting threat.
- Now that we have a president threatening to invade NATO members, we're about to have the nuclear threat back.
- You did. We sorted the shooting problem in '96
  
  Considering this lawmaker is American, you saying that you don't have to worry about it is moot. The people this chucklefuck represents most certainly have to worry about the very real threat of paying the 2nd amendment tax; a payment we collectively incur by having more guns than people.

This is what a brain damaged Republican sounds like when he tries to wax poetic about his strawmen.

Why worry about nuclear war when the corpations are choking the planet. In fact, nuclear war would be prefer at this point.
- slow death from corporate hubris < quick-ish death from nuclear self annihilation

It's weird how the people that have always been against drugs are the people on drugs.
- It's not that weird, we call it projection.

I think what he's trying to say is that what the "woke" have fought for pales in comparison to living through the cold war?
I don't fucking know, my brother in crust the ocean absorbs the energy of 5 small yield nuclear weapons a second because your generation didn't want the gravy train to end, don't harp on about a nuclear sword of damacles you fucking parasite

Said by a member of the Legislative Branch of the government that started the nuclear arms race...on Twitter. Forget self-awareness tests. This person probably couldn't pass the mirror test.

I refuse to look it up and will just continue to tell myself that this is not a real person. It can't be.
- As an American who is used to this garbage being the norm, this isn't shocking, surprising, or hard to believe

Im pretty sure we still ARE under nuclear threat now that Russia decided to go invading again and that the US has a fascist dictatorship rolling up.

Well it's pretty clear to me he's going for an allegory here, where cuban missiles become tweets and, for some reason, the sky becomes woke.

Dictionary knows only the meaning of isolated words. They have no ground to stand on.
They could have asked why there are nuclear threats. At some point OP would have to admit that the sky is not woke enough and that more non-binary fuss is needed.

Haven't we all just been living under constant nuclear threat since we were basically born? It's kind of hard to be anxious about it since it's basically the background radiation we've been told not to prioritize or think too much about since we were kids but I would wager each one of us has a nebulous and ill defined "in case of bomb" plan.

Spends youth doing duck and cover drills from fear of Russian nuke launches. Now, licks the boots of....checks notes....Russia.
We were not ready for the internet and 24 hour news.