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[OC] My dad used to collect toilet paper of all colours

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IDK why but colored toilet paper seems wrong somehow.
- I agree. I like to color it myself. Never get this variety though, can only seem to get brown and red
  
  Um, red? You might want to see a doctor about that...
All different colors = 5?
- That's the most colours of toilet paper we found, yes.
  
  I’ve seen some novelty TPs where they have funny faces on them but I respect going for the full color spread.
  
  i regularly see a black one.
  
  interesting to see but i don't buy it
You must have lived like kings in 2020
- We did indeed.
Does he want some brown coloured ones to add to his collection?
I wonder why nobody made brown toilet paper 🤔
man i knew this was gonna be a dad joke.. but you were serious!
Why isn't brown toilet paper more common? You can make it light-brown and cleaning your ass might be less visually aggravating, I would still prefer white personally, but I would have though that people would have optimized the colorimetry of toilet paper as it has been done with surgical robes and things that might involve blood to create a lesser visual shock

I mean, the gun emoji was changed to a water gun 🤷🏻‍♂️
You must be shittin me
- Reddit tier joke
Also, you could say that white toilet paper includes all the other colors, they are just mixed up c:
They make neon orange, for hunters I think; could add one of those.
Prepper
I have only white. And brown.
I am no longer toilet paper the white. Now I am toilet paper of many colors.
Used to? Was he raided in the early days of covid?
- He moved and never picked up his collection again!
  
  It was the only thing of value he had to leave them. "Sell these and get yourself and your sister an education."
Arranged like Pascal’s triangle
Xmas decoration for the bathroom

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