Perfect

Is that Stromae? Don't do him dirty like that!

Well first I'd worry that all these people look alike. I mean -- are they quintuplets? And if so are we supposed to ship them with each other? Because that's............. creepy. (Not because they are all male -- I write a lot of M/M stuff. I have no problem with that. But shipping brother with brother? That's............ just a little beyond my comfort zone)

Second -- why are they all male? (Just curious).

Third -- why is there a weird half person at the end? Was he cut in half during a tragic mining accident that left him forced to live the rest of his life as half a man? Or half a woman? And will this half woman or half man ever be fixed? Or are they happy? And -- most importantly -- am I putting way too much thought in to this?

Fourth -- lets assume this is just some weird aberration where five (or five and a half) people all look alike but aren't related, so you can ship them and get them to boff like bunnies.

Clearly you don't get Google & Apple -- you don't get ANYONE and Apple (Apple is the Draco Malfoy of the technology world -- evil, ambitious, cunning but ultimately alone and a little sad and will never understand why everyone pretends to like them but really despises them).

Sony & Disney -- would make great films together.

Netflix & Disney -- would conquer the streaming market together but should never be allowed to get together because they would team up and conquer the world.

(Okay. I'm done).