Genius

“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
- Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.

I hope you bought good quality bullets, I'd hate for your weapon to misfire. I'm looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.

Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny's intervention. Dude's gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
- I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.

Kill me now and you'll never learn how to get deez..
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: "dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr"

"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I'll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code's easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it's got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol' phone code. But at least now I've bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"

Have you heard of the High Elves
- I've met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.

"Heh, you made one mistake... Your safety's on."
Then I'd immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick

You may think it's genius, but since it still are the last words it doesn't work.
- Calling go go gadget bullet proof head requires that the user makes a contract: their head and neck are permanently hardened, rendering their lips and vocal cords immobilized.
  
  Or he is so amazed it actually worked he doesn't dare to speak a word anymore for the rest of his life.