Europe launches program to lure scientists away from the US

please please please make a program to lure mediocre and burnt-out software developers away from the US

I'm not a scientist, but I'd like to be lured away.

"to lure". Evil Europe planning an evil scheme to lure innocent scientists and kidnap them away from the US 😱

I mean they don't have to try hard.

• free education
• pro science
• not fascist (yet)

I majored in political science in college. Can that count?…. Please? Please? PLEASE?