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U.S. Orders Intelligence Agencies to Step Up Spying on Greenland

wsj.com

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To what fucking end? There's like 1,000 people in Greenland. Just say you're going to spy on the Netherlands and be done with it.
- Rare earth mineral deposits.
  
  I understand that, but why spying? We already know about the deposits, and the inuit towns probably don't have much to spy on.
- All that ice and snow isn't going to spy on itself.

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Greenland should, now hear me out, lean in and offer their new potential American overlords their most famous traditional delicacy for the delight and happiness of the ruling party: Hákarl

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