RTMike @lemmy.world Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate
5 0 Replyfaintedheart @lemm.ee I don't take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.
5 0 ReplyThiefUserPermissions @lemmy.myserv.one
Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.
5 0 Replynfntordr @lemmy.world Always go back out for it.. Always
4 0 ReplyBuckShot @beehaw.org
Screw shower thoughts, where's shitter thoughts!?!
3 0 ReplyIgnotum @lemmy.world What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?
2 0 Replybeebanoo @lemmy.world 3 0 Reply
son_named_bort @lemmy.world I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.
2 0 ReplyThiefUserPermissions @lemmy.myserv.one
Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.
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jonsnothere @beehaw.org Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.
1 0 Replyvoid @lemmy.world
why am I laughing so hard
1 0 ReplyAntiOutsideAktion [he/him] @hexbear.net
Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?
lol
btw
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