Behold: The Perfect Spoon.

join me on the dark side
- not today Satan
- If someone hands me this and expects me to eat with it, I'd hurt them.
  
  they stack nicely
  
  These are actually quite fun if you give them a shot! Usually ceramic though, I’ve never seen a metal one
- I would rather that than most other spoons

The perfect spoon differs for different foods

I am uncomfortable with the lack of smoothness on the end of the stem
- I can't tell based on the image if that is engraved but there are cases where the spoon being engraved can feel nice.
  
  That looks like a garbage disposal got it to me

If this is actual silver, then it's not a perfect spoon to me. I had a magnet implanted into my right pinky finger for stimming reasons, and for me a perfect spoon must be ferromagnetic (i.e. attracted to magnets, steel).
- Any more info on this body mod?
  
  Here's the BME (Body Modification Encyclopaedia) page about it (TW Blood): https://wiki.bme.com/index.php/Magnetic_implant
  It was invented by Steve Haworth and he's trained folks across the world on implanting them. The magnets he gets made and sells on to body modders are the gold standard because they're chamfered to be pill shaped before being encased in body safe plastic, so there are no sharp edges that can split. I got it done at a place here in Melbourne called Piercing HQ back in 2017 for AU$300, and last I checked the price hadn't gone up.
  The coolest thing about it is that it's not just a magnet in your body. It actually hijacks your sense of touch to provide a "magnetic sense". It does this by basically squishing the skin between the magnet and whatever you're holding it against. So I can tell when something is magnetic, versus ferromagnetic, I can sense electromagnetic fields, I can feel when the field around an electric motor is particularly "dirty" bc it's a cheap brushed motor, compared to the "cleanness" of a good brushless motor.
  One really weird/uncomfy thing that happens is that a large external magnet can flip the internal one around so the poles are opposite again. It's an incredibly weird sensation.
  Anyway, let me know if you have anymore questions <3
- Neat.

What do you like about this spoon?
- it's just perfect? the proportions, no stupid decorative elements, smooth transitions, not too big not too small, good heft, strong but not heavy, well balanced. tbh i didn't notice the scratches until after I posted the picture, maybe the picture highlights then more but in any case it was just the perfect spoon for me

Swap it. Bring one from home, and accidentally take this one back
- This guy spoons

When I was growing up, my parents had a set of spoons that not only looked nice, worked well, felt good in hand, etc but they also stacked perfectly in the drawer. I mean sure they were easy to knock over but they would self-align with a little pinch of the pile to line them up. The forks did it too.
I’ve never seen a set like that again and I’ve been chasing that dragon for 35 years

There is no spoon.
- Poor OP, you told him so bluntly. I was going to let him down gently. Maybe he's not ready for this knowledge.

No
Stop trolling this community with your messed up spoons. We all know that is way to big for Autism.

Fails the yogurt cup test

i like these random posts like this lol

Which end do you eat with? :P

It's not bad. Weirdly I don't have a perfect spoon even though I have a top 5 forks list
- I'm pretty anti fork if i can avoid them

Don't do it! Then it would always remind you of work when you see it.

Nooo it's too egg shaped

If we are being honest.

Depends where the balance point is

Too spoon.

Take the spoon, but replace it with two. Then there's nothing to feel bad about; you get your perfect spoon & work gains a spoon. Everybody wins.
Also idk you might want to consider browsing thrift stores...they've got mismatched silverware for cheap & some of it is decent quality. But only some.

Need a side profile, looks can be deceiving.
If it's that shape but thin it would go in the bin tbh. Nothing worse than bending a spoon shoveling ice cream into my mouth.
- it was perfect

There is no spoon

I appreciate the balance!

You can't dupe us. We all know the perfect spoon is this one.
- that's not bad, i don't prefer round ones. the decorative lines down the stem aren't too bad, at least they are simple maybe they would grow on me but i prefer no decorations