If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.
If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.
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Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.
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My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
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If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
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My pup straight up skinned a squirrel a few weeks after we adopted her.
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Hey, it's cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
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dog's a carnivore. probably doesn't find that any weirder than that you wear hats
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"bro, wtf share next time"
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they're actually omnivores.
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I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
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When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
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I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.
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You don't think we'd lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others' butts. It's purely an access/availability issue.
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Alright that was a bad example. Animals don't show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don't.
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They would do it too if they could
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Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it's baller
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Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.
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They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
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It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn't care what you kill.
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The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.
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The cat thinks it’s cool
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If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he's a psycho.
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Is it the skin of other animals?
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No, the poop.
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My dog eats his own shit so ….
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And dogs are just as psycho as humans
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More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
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Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
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My dogs would probably think I was that much cooler for it, I don't have a leather jacket though.
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I knew those thumbs were good for more than turning metal cylinders into food.
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Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one .. oh wait!
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You also don't teach a dog about astronomy.
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You are a psycho
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