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  • Not to defend him, but that's exactly what Francis didn't care about.

    • On the plus side, it is the sort of thing Trump cares about. Hit him in the vanity if you want him to feel it.

      • I suggest that you stop using his name. He gives out pet names constantly to de-humanize his enemies. Pick one of these or use a different one every day.

        A loaded adult diaper of belligerence

        Adjudicated Serial Rapist (VOTED MOST ACCURATE)

        Agent Orange

        Agolf Twitler

        All in all, it's just a little prick with no Wall

        He lives in: Alternative fact land

        Ancient Orange

        Assholini

        Ayatollah Complainy (Thanks Stephen Colbert)

        Baron Von Shitzinpantz

        Benedict Donald

        Blab the Inhaler

        Borderline Junius

        Borderwall Personality Disorder

        Captain Bone Spurs

        Captain Capslock

        Chainsaw-In-Chief 

        Chaos in Chief

        Cheat Miser "Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch." 

        Cheddar Cheezus

        Cheeto Brain

        Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar

        Chettolini

        Combover Caligula

        Commander in Thief

        Commander in Tweet

        Condom Escapee

        Conman-der in chief

        Conquistaorange

        Coppertone Caligulia

        Coup Klux Tan

        Current presidential placeholder

        Darth Cheetoh

        Dementia Don

        Diaper Don

        Dick a l'Orange

        Diet Dr. Putin

        Dingus Con

        Dipshit Donnie

        Disaster in Chief

        Dodgin Donny

        Dollar Tree Dictator

        Don Feloni

        Don Poorleone, The Fraudfather

        Don the con

        Donald “putinsremoved” Trump

        Donnie Dumpo

        Donnie Thin Skin

        Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.

        Dorito Mussolini

        Droolius Geezer

        Dumbo Donnie

        E Pluribus Dumbdumb

        Everlasting Jobstopper

        F Elon

        Faux prez

        Felon (DO NOT USE by order of inmate #P01135809)

        Facsimile Fuehrer

        Fanta Fascist

        Fanta Fuhrer

        Fart face von shit stick

        Felon 47

        Felonious Dump

        Fibbernazi  Revenger

        First lady Donald J. Musk

        Fraudfather

        GropenFührer

        Gulf Of Idiot. Middle name of Of

        Hair Farce One

        Half off Adolf

        His Royal Heelspur

        Individual One

        Inmate #P01135809

        Klanned Karenhood

        Lil' Donny Two-Scoops

        Lord Feltersnatch

        Lord Repugnant of the Fourth Reich

        MAGA Teresa

        Maga-Lardo

        Manchild McTinyhands

        Manchurian Cantaloupe

        Mango Moron

        Mango Mussilini

        Mango Unchained

        Marmalade Maggot

        Marmalade Messiah

        Melon Felon

        Moscow Marionette

        Mrs Donald Putin

        MyPillow guy low-budget stunt double

        Nectarine Nazi

        Ol' Smeller

        Old Wack Donald

        Orange Caligula

        Orange Foolius

        Orange Hitler

        Orange Judas

        Orange Tufted Shit Gibbon

        Orange Von Fat Fuck

        Orangesama bin G'olfin

        Orangutan

        Papaya Pinochet

        Payless Putin

        Pervert Hoover

        Pumpkin pol pot

        Pumpkin Pustule

        Pumpkin Spice Palpatine

        Putin’s Puppet

        Scammer in Chief

        Sleepy Donzales

        Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Douchey Rapist

        Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS

        Tang the Conqueror

        Tangerine Palpatine "Let the hate flow through you. Feel the power of the covfefe side of the farce!'

        Tangerine Palpatine

        Tangerine Skidmark

        Tangerine Turd

        Tangerine Tyrant

        The Count of Mostly Crisco

        The Fanta Menace

        The Melon Felon

        The Quicker, Thicker F***er Upper

        The Slob Father

        The Village People's Idiot

        Theme song: I Shot the Tariff

        Theme song: Tsar Spangled Banner

        Toxic Revenger

        Trumpaloompa

        Trumplethinskin

        Trumpty Dumpty

        Velveeta Voldemort

        X‘s Diaper

  • ..... and they had a never ending media fiasco for a president wearing a tan suit ... and it didn't have anything to do with a funeral or anything, a black president just decided one day to wear a tan suit!

    Meanwhile an orange president is given directions and suggestion as to what to wear to an international funeral for a prominent figure and he ignores all protocols because he is just that dense.

    He's laughing at all of us because he's thumbing his nose at the world to let everyone know he can do whatever he pleases without any regard for decency or respect ... for himself, his country, the living or even for the dead.

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