Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony
Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony
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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony
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Finally cutting the bonds that have shackled Americans since the 1960s. Next we'll take down the Motorcycle Helmet Nazis - feel the wind in your crewcut again!
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I know this is the onion but I'm honestly glad for companies like Subaru building in a way to disable the seatbelt chime. When I'm slow rolling a rocky dirt road at 10mph with no one else on it, I feel dumb wearing a seatbelt. Or having the windows up for that matter.
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Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
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How are you so insecure that a seatbelt makes you feel dumb?
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It's not about being insecure. I'm just old enough to remember riding in old trucks and cars that didn't even have seatbelts. They make sense for most situations and I wear my seatbelt, but there are sometimes situations where it just feels like unnecessary compliance.
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