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dwazou @lemm.ee

2d ago

US Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse stolen from downtown DC restaurant

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's purse, including $3,000 cash, stolen at DC restaurant

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Nothing funny here - she's in charge of Homeland Security, not Purse Security
- Except everyone glossing over the fact that a top government official is carrying around $3000 in cash.
  
  That was my first thought. Wtf is she carrying that much cash? Bribe money? I dk about the rest of you but when I pay for things in the thousands of dollars I’m not paying in cash.

Honestly judge, that’s were I had all the evidence that I’m not corrupt and stuff…

Bummer.

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