Shitting in my post

Man I was a heavy alcoholic for like 12 years. I don't take my shits for granted, every day I wake up regular and a work of art slides out my ass - i almost photographed it this morning. I'm seriously grateful for it.

Yall don't know what it's like having vodka shits for that long

This is the face of having regular movements and suddenly missing one.

The rest of your day is ruined, wondering if you might die and never poop again, what you did wrong to anger the BM gods, did you eat a whole loaf of bread yesterday? No... WHY? Where did your poop go?

Then you shit double the next day and the relief washes over you like you've been born again, rising from the ashes.

My poop has been hard as rock for the past 2 days. Don't know what's causing this. I'm drinking enough water tho.. So, yeah, I highly demand regular bowel movement..