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More of a uniform than a costume.

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He needs Oakleys, a goatee, and an antivax Facebook profile frame to complete the costume.
- And about fifty pounds of weight
  
  And a search history littered with bear cub porn.
- Pit vipers
- You forgot the confederate flag!
  
  Or maybe a Punisher tattoo.

I'm surrounded by these fucksticks. Send help.
-- Trapped in Indiana
- Everyday of my life brings me one day further from the day before I moved to NYC. So today, like every day since then was a good day.
  I do not recommend West Virginia.
- Just moved to Indiana, can confirm.
  
  Indiana is funny 'cause Parks and Rec really didn't have to exaggerate how annoying they can be there.
  Hoosiers are.... something
- sorry g. moved out to California from indiana a couple years ago and never looked back. hope one day u can get out
  
  Hey we have them here in California too! Ever been to the San Bernardino mountains?
- Move up to NWI, it's more like an extension of Chicago
  Edit: but without all the taxes
- I got out of Indiana a few years ago and moved to civilization on the coasts. Godspeed.
- No, you stay in the US
  
  Yeah nawh mate.

Should have been adult child sized
- I'd like a small men's cowboy costume please.
  
  I'm not gonna wear a ladies costume, I'm a man, man.
- Indeed
- Adult on the outside, child on the inside!

Dog whistle included!

I live in a small town outside pittsburgh about 45 mins. I lived in a city my entire life from 18 to 36. I bought a house here and it's quiet, but holy shit the people here are ignorant AF. When I say ignorant, I don't use that term like rude, I mean literally dumb and uneducated. NO ONE around here can even spell. Fb is hilarious with the spelling they come up with or they will use a word that sounds similar to the big word they are trying to use but not quite right. Some day, I'm going to compile a list. They hate any race that isn't white, they are misinformed, religious in thought but drinking every night, TERRIBLE parents... I yelled at my neighbor because her 3 year old son was half a mile down the road playing by himself on a 30 foot tall dirt pile and she was nowhere to be seen. When I yelled at her she said and I quote "iz he not allowed down thur or somethin?" I called the police and they came and told her she had to be outside when he was outside and she has been ever since. I'm sure she hates parenting. Trump support everywhere especially after he's now a convicted rapist. It's insane. I'm pretty outcast, i speak out when I see dumb shit, especially people selling these stickers. I call them white trash. People who know me personally respect me and I've won 1 or 2 over but man it's exhausting. Had to buy a few guns when shit was getting real scary with the rednecks wanting to overthrow the govt. I'm surrounded by rednecks with guns. I miss the city. Sure there are all types of shitty people but atleast you get culture, good food, beautiful views, activities. We drive up every so often but it's not the same. If our house wasn't so big and beautiful and old compared to what I would get in the city for 3x the cost, I would move. Fuck these hillbillies.
- Rednecks were originally left wing pro-union workers originally. So these people don't deserve to be called rednecks.
  Edit: had to double check. There were multiple meanings including the coal miners I am referring to. Apparently it could also mean white sun burned farmers in the 19th century
  
  Rednecks are farmers given that name from having their heads down while plowing their fields. They were Klan back in the day and are right wing extremists now. These people deserve much worse than being called a derogatory name.
- I'm starting to think there might be a reason some people assumed I was a racist redneck when I argued why I like small towns more than cities. Is that seriously what its like in some places? Here you will see the occasional truck covered in trump stickers but that's pretty much it. There's plenty of different cultures and views here. Not as much as a city of course, but that's as expected.
  
  It's OK to like small towns, but most of the people who live in small towns, never left and have no aspirations to. It's particularly evident with some of the more uh... shallow gene pool folk. They are so backwards, they know they would get ridiculed around people outside of their comfort zone, which I'm sure they would. They hate "pretty people". City people are usually pretty people and there is like a weird level of jealousy based around that. I live in what used to be a steel town and when I tell you that everyone who lives at the bottom of the hill have mental issues and all have kids that have learning disabilities, I'm not joking. Heavy metals HAVE to be the cause of so many issues in small towns. There are kids here with growth deformities, 10 miles away there is a nuclear dump that is just chilling in the middle of a residential area. Tons of people got and get cancer there, people continue to live around it and die. I have no idea why lol. It's insane. The govt put up signs but they aren't even noticeable. If you drive past, my wife had to point it out. It's fucking NUCLEAR WASTE. Seriously.... I've been in fights with a lot of my neighbors over the way they treat their children. My neighbor across the street has 2 kids and 1 black step daughter from his wife's other marriage, I feel so bad for her. One day I was outside and a group of young boys came up the street with a football, they were about 14. The dad was outside and from across the street I could hear them saying N*gger very loudly. The redneck dad just ignored it. He probably thinks the same thing and is embarrassed by her. I was shocked he just turned away and ignored it. If I ever heard that again, I'd say something l, I should have to make him look bad bit I really didn't expect him to NOT say something. I pack heat everywhere I go out here, there was a crazy redneck yelling about Biden with a gun last summer at the ice cream stand. He got arrested but if I was there with my kids and someone pulled a gun, I'd have to pop them. Never had that happen in the city. Shits real in the battlefield.
  
  Yeah, but then you have small towns like Boulder Colorado which are much more liberal than you would find even in some larger cities.
  And I grew up in the country near a couple of small towns, and we used to relentlessly make fun of rednecks and the illiterate farmers who live near the towns. One of the local high schools however had a dragon as a mascot. Apparently back in the 1980s and '90s, that was not okay because we accuse them of being KKK all the time. That high school could never live that one down.

I've lived in the city most of my life. Had a friend that lived in the country that told me to come out and visit. He was convinced that I needed to buy a gun because how dangerous it supposedly is.
I shit you not, the next morning he was threatening his neighbor with a gun. Turns out there is a ton of crime in the country. Nobody has a job so they constantly steal from each other.

He's got that thousand-yard-squint. Very cool and masculine.
- Thousand yard squint, that's brilliant.

People where I live now are genuinely afraid of the city for sure. There is some merit, but only if you go looking to step in shit.
For me, I'm largely desensitized to city stuff from a lifetime, and I'm tired. I don't like it anymore.

I'm not scared of cities, but there is something to be said about being able to get away from people...
Riding my bike in the city is way more annoying than when I ride on a gravel/dirt road in the countryside with animals and scenery
Also those f150 dudes crack me up. I can count on one hand the number of those I've ever seen hauling anything
- And the f150's you do see hauling shit are hauling loads that a f350 has no business hauling.

Not inbred looking enough
- What are you talking about?
  The guy looks like his parents are alcoholic siblings.
  
  He's talking about Eyes-too-close-together disease.
- How'd you get Unicode through the username filter?
  
  Set a Display name in your Lemmy account profile.

Do fake country guys really wear henleys? I like henleys.
Edit: I did research. Thank god he was wearing a long-sleeve tee and not a henley.
- Nah, you did bad research. 🤨 But I do like that video. That's a henley, henley definition: A collarless pullover shirt, characterized by a round neckline and a placket about 3 to 5 inches long and usually having 2–5 buttons. It essentially is a collarless polo shirt.
  Country clothing is usually very simple, practical. Like the henley. It is a far too convenient piece of clothing to be owned by any one group! 🙂 I don't like henleys, I love henleys. Just don't wear it in combination with a dumbass cowboy hat. 😂 Or camo. 🤢

I've lived in a range of population centers, from mid sized towns of about 30k, to cities in the millions, and now in a small town of 5k spread through the entire valley. Its different strokes for different folks. The city was nice with lots of things to keep me occupied, but I could barley afford to do anything because my tiny apt cost 2.5k a month. Cities would be great if the CoL was addressed. Smaller towns on the other hand offer me plent of unspoiled nature to explore and a tighter knit sense of community while allowing me to live comfortably.
Each has its benefits and generalizing one side or the other doesn't do it justice.

They are all so tough until they actually have to be around people. Then they gotta strap up to get a slurpy.

I see they know my ex husband before the additional 300 lbs.

That looks like nothing I'd wear.

Try that in a not large town?

I hate cities because of the amount of idiots driving there. If it were harder to get a driver's license then I wouldn't mind at all
- Fair play. That said, you get used to it.

Now make a sexy version.
- Why is his downvoted? I wanna see a fat Redneck wearing topless! 😂
  
  Haha, I get why it's being downvoted. It could sound like I'm endorsing the attributes of the costume.
  I was just poking fun at the fact that all halloween costumes come in a "normal" version and a "sexy" version that's just tighter fitting and less dressed.

I'm no conservative, but I wouldn't want to live in the city. If some shit goes down, people in the city would be fucked. With all the craziness in the world these days its not far fetched. Depending on what part of the "country" you're in, people leave you alone for the most part. The poorer areas out here can definitely be dangerous though.
- Don't sell random people on country life. If everyone moves out to the country, it ceases to be the country.
  
  My comment isn't going to get people to come out to the country. When they realize they gotta drive more than 10 minutes to get to anything, they wouldn't even think about coming.
- Well all that shows is that you don't have to be conservative to be scared of cities.

I don't blame anyone for being scared of specifically american cities. They are genuinely a nightmare. That's why I live in a town of about 15k people.
- Such a nightmare, my wife is taking our kids to a concert at the zoo today. So horrible! They will be taking a bus (pUbLiC tRaNsPoRtAtIoN), horrifying!
  
  The problem with american cities is the terrible public transportation. That's most of why I hate them.
- The scariest part of going to the city is driving if you don't do it often. That's... All I can think of. I guess getting lost? I can do that in the woods too though
  
  The scary part is that driving is so chaotic in american cities. I drive a lot and its still awful to me. Even if you ignore how much less safe it is than a small town, it takes ages to get anywhere; and of course you can't walk anywhere either because its all designed for cars. It is absolutely a nightmare compared to where I live.
- lmfao oh no so scary and loud.
- Why are you scared of cities?
  
  I don't think scared is the right word but everything about driving in a city sucks. Struggling to find parking or having to pay, taking 30 min to drive 4 miles, shitty beat up roads
  
  Not cities in general, just american ones because they are so car centric, yet they all still somehow suck at driving and nearly kill me at every turn.
- Meh. I live out in the country, and the only scary thing about cities to me is the traffic. Even NYC was fine outside of Times Square, and I took public transit. The only place I really hated was Orlando, but that was because of the exhausted Disney kids. It was overwhelming for everyone.
  
  The traffic is the main problem to me. It is just so, so much worse than where I live. I was exagerrating which people didn't seem to understand, but it makes it an unpleasant experience to visit most cities here.
- Yeah my city went from being the third safest in the US to over 1,400 shooting incidents last year and they don't even know how many murders, they're still finding bodies.
  Also Trump got a hard-on for our town and decided to make it centerpoint of his campaign for like 2 years and he called us terrorists. Fun stuff.
- Lived in downtown Minneapolis the last few years. Still never felt unsafe walking around. Even with the uptick of crime. Safety is dependent on where you go within the city.
  As long as you don't do anything stupid, you're pretty good.
  But I constantly hear from the burbs and rural areas how it's sO dAnGeRoUs.
- As a european I would be scared of America in general, I mean is a heavily armed Redneck neighbor really that much saver than a heavily armed street gang?
  
  The murder rate in the countryside is often higher than in the city.
  However, this does not mean either is safe. But cities have the density of violence. Here's Chicago from January through June 1st of this year:
  The 641 shootings recorded in 2023 so far is also the lowest total for this time period since 2020, according to CPD data.

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