Critical Damage
Critical Damage
56 comments
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Counter with awareness of the alternative:
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That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.
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If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It's an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn't sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.
Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.
I don't know why I shared this information.
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This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy)
Look how I'm livin' now
Police be trippin' now (woo)
Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
Guns in my area (word, my area)
I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
I gotta carry 'em
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag
Yeah, yeah, or I'ma get the pad
Yeah, yeah, I'm so cold like, yeah (yeah)
I'm so dope like, yeah (woo)
We gon' blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)
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Damn this is exactly what I thought.
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It's not so bad. Where else can I get a shriveled hotdog that's been on the rollers all day, slap it on a stale bun, and cover it in expired condiments that people have coughed on?
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jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.
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counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it
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You shall not pass!
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You have no power here!
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Nat 1. You comment on the post instead.
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hey I didn't say I cast the counterspell; just explaining how it is cast
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Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D
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everyone else is getting paid for coming to work late so who is the real fool now
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This is the way.
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I kinda needed this
thanks
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FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.
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I have my phone charging pad in my living room. If I needed an alarm I would use my old clock, but these days I wake up at first light, because I have two furry 75 pound alarm clocks that won't let me sleep. Previous to fostering them, I would wake up and get up immediately, because I don't have any entertainment in my bedroom. It makes falling asleep and waking up much easier for me.
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Bah, I waste my time on my computers.
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"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting."
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Piefed tells you how much time you've spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)
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the bottom of the page
...there's a bottom?
scrolls endlessly
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For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, "Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!"
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Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!
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Joke's on you, I'm on a PC, not a phone.
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Idk...I just learned that USA doesn't have civil rights anymore...so it wasn't a complete waste.
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I’m taking a shit. It’s either memes or existential dread, so I’m doing this.
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Be careful, don't sit too long!
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Its only been 2, uhh, 3...Scratch that. I dont need to tell you
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You have no power here Gandalf the gray!
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Counter, awareness of your countries impending doom.
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Damn it, I failed my save. Full damage, I guess.
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I already know. I do it deliberately
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And you? ;)
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Nothing changed.
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I deflect with a spell "i just open the app"
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Take your !lemmySilver
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I'm dual wielding, poop and phone. I cannot be stopped.
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Jokes on you, I normally go on here when I'm eating
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/played Instant emotional damage
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Gandalf uses a staff not a wand
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!lemmySilver
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