TIL there's a sport called cheese rolling.
Lancio del maiorchino (Italy) - Traditional Sports
The sport, practised in Italy, used a wheel of maiorchino cheese and a course with a target at the end.
I prefer the extreme sports variant from Gloucestershire, England.
You gotta appreciate it in motion: https://youtu.be/iRKuT2fBnzg
Yeah, no thanks.
I volunteer to be the target at the end.
Roll that cheese into my mouth!
These Europeans and their craziness for cheese man
This is the Zombie Apocalypse version
https://youtu.be/UPYIMEuKBjk