foggy @lemmy.world I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.
You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.
28 0 ReplyKoboldCoterie @pawb.social
I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."
Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!
17 0 Replyrockerface 🇺🇦 @lemm.ee
It's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff
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qisope @lemmy.world
oh no! i a lump in my neck.
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FartsWithAnAccent @lemmy.world
My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.
12 0 Replyoutdated_belated @lemmy.sdf.org Covering edge cases in leetcode be like
6 0 ReplyVikingHippie @lemmy.wtf Life: it has a 100% mortality rate
5 0 Replymagnetosphere @beehaw.org
Not sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.
5 0 Replykspatlas @artemis.camp
Could also be an error
2 0 ReplyVikingHippie @lemmy.wtf Or, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.
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sp00nix @lemmy.ml 4 0 Replyamio @kbin.social Technically correct - the best kind of correct!
4 0 Replyargv_minus_one @beehaw.org You also can't scream, even when you must.
4 0 ReplyVikingHippie @lemmy.wtf To paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist's office, no one wants to hear you scream.
(As opposed to most places, where people love it)
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callyral @kbin.social
You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.
2 0 Replymca @lemmy.world They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)
3 1 ReplyJimmycrackcrack @lemmy.ml I'm a guy like me!
2 0 Reply🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 @yiffit.net
Technically correct.
2 0 Replyshiveyarbles @beehaw.org
Have trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue
2 0 ReplyTIEPilot @lemmy.world Thankfully I have neither!
1 0 ReplyChariotwheel @kbin.social I have a mouth and I must screen.
0 0 ReplyMack7400 @kbin.social What a terrible day to have a throat.
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LemmyLefty @lemmy.world
Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…
1 0 ReplyRoundcat @kbin.social
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vaseltarp @lemmy.world 4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?
1 0 Replygizmonicus @sh.itjust.works Trichoplax be like 🤷
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