Get it right!

SystemWaylandD

What you're referring to as Linux is actually SystemD/GRUB/GNU/Linux/Wayland+Pipewire+XDG/{Desktop Environment | Window Manager Stack}

Sure, Linus and Richard get praised for making GNU Linux. But when I tried to make by own, the zoo kicked me out of the water buffalo enclosure.

It's not, because the x in Linus' Unix is not referring to the windowing system:

Linux Journal: Is it true that you suggested the name "UNIX" for the long ago OS, Multics? What does that word mean?

Brian Kernighan: Yes, long ago. Multics was an acronym for something like Multiplexed Information and Computing Service, and it was big and complicated because it had many of everything. I suggested Unics for Ken's new system, because it was small and had at most one of anything. (Multi and uni are both Latin roots, so it was a very weak pun.) Someone else spelled it with the letter X; no one can remember who.

https://www.linuxjournal.com/article/7035

That guy looks like Dr. Kleiner from Half Life 2.

Surely you mean LinuX11.

Someone send this to Stallman, so he can later download, print and view it at his pleasure.

I agree, GNU/Linux is awkward and dumb.

So I just call it "GNU."

Huh, the Internet King. I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.

We should call it Freax as it was intended.