Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂
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I can't stop laughing.
No single person suggests making a logo that resembles an anus, but when everyone's feedback gets incorporated, that's what often emerges.
- 1990s-2000s: 3D and Glossy - Remember when every logo needed a drop shadow and a glassy shine? Apple's aqua interface set the standard.
- 2010-2013: Skeuomorphism - Digital designs mimicking physical objects, with stitched leather textures and realistic dials.
- 2013-2018: Flat Design - Reaction to skeuomorphism brought minimal, clean interfaces with bright colors and no shadows.
- 2018-2022: Neomorphism - Soft shadows and semi-flat design creating subtle, "touchable" interfaces.
- 2022-Present: The Butthole Era
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Somehow Walmart is leading innovation, launching a butthole logo in '07. Truly ahead of their time.
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I give this post 3.5 buttholes.
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That's what I was thinking. Maybe they're just Community fans.
.. Should we be pinching our nipples at their AI?
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I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
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A company's logo should be evocative of their strengths. So suggesting they, principally, shit all over everything is apt.
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An attempt at repackaging your joke - hopefully easier for reposting:
Q: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
A: Because they enshittify
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e pluribus anus
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This is one of the rare cases where reading the article would probably ruin a perfectly good headline. lol
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I thought so too, but the article really delivered. I didn't know I was living in The Butthole Era. I suspected it, but I didn't know it.
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Even before I saw another user pull out some hilarious excerpts, I was gonna read it later Now I'm definitely going to.
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You’re missing out.
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I just find it remarkable that not only the shape of Claude's logo is what it is, they also went with that particular color for it. Chef's kiss.
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It’s a good article too :)
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You either die a startup, or live long enough to see yourself become the butthole.
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today we are all buttholes
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Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?
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Only one of those looks like any butthole I've ever seen. Now I wanna see the buttholes whoever wrote this has seen.
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because ai is the modern equivalent of goatse
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They all wish they were as clever, funny, and efficient as GLaDOS
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The guy who wrote the article watches too much porn. The more you watch and see and experience something, the more you will see it everywhere.
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The dark-mode switch at the top of the article:
I'm surprised they didn't mention the Izze logo:
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Funny that they praise Slack’s “hashtag inspired logo” when they replaced the original angular one with circular symmetry that looks like a penis swastika.
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"Penis swastika" is spot on.
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Because AI is going to fuck us in the ass with no protection.
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You need to broaden your horizons. There's more to life than cute Hentai buttholes.
Althought, I guess I can see not wanting to acknowlege prolapse and so many other horrors some of these represent.
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Hmm. Reductionist design probably has gone too far if you start to require radial symmetry.
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Maybe they're all designed by Pootie Shoe
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I think he just goes by Pootie now
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Subliminal messaging.
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Because the people who own the company are buttholes.
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What's the Walmart logo doing in there?
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Ich bin cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
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They all used ai to make their logos
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Because they ran out of logos that look like all-seeing robotic eyes
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Something something about showing connections between points in a circle... the chocolate starfish of life.
- Manus joined the room…
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