Great time to buy!

Not insider trading, no. It is market manipulation though and should probably be punishable by the largest SEC fine in history ^but ^it ^won't
- ^{no way}
- Learned this trick from Elon.

Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives
- They’re still trying to draw and quarter our man Luigi, where the hell is Mario?
  
  where the hell is Mario?
  Why not you?

Unrelated but I still find it incredibly stupid that he would choose @realXyz instead of just @xyz on the platform that HE controls.
- I think it just made sense to keep the same handle as he had in Twitter. Also I guess he somehow finds it "cool"

It's not insider trading. It's market manipulation. Still a crime, but nothing will be done about it regardless.

Wtf are we supposed to buy?
- Eggs 🥚
- $MELANIA fapcoins of course
- No buy, only sell.
  Billionaires are like puppies with a tennis ball, except the puppy is smart enough to be trained.

He's basically like HODL as he pauses and unpauses tariffs so billionaires can buy the dip and sell before he tweets. I miss the GME days where the little guy was winning against the big guy.
- AND there's a shitty version of Keith Gill, and he's the fucking PRESIDENT? Man, this timeline has everything…

I wasn't aware he had said that, but I independently concluded it actually was a good time to buy and increased my main position. Nothing earth shattering, but I did feel like an absolute genius for like 10 minutes while having my morning coffee today.
- Same. Threw what extra money I had into some reliable stocks. Did the same thing during Covid too, and it worked out pretty well for me. It feels a bit like I'm a crisis vampire, but I just don't want to be working anymore when I hit 60.
- I’m sure you felt like a “very stable genius” 😉

Nah son, it's called the art of the deal
- Add the '/s' because you know that's exactly what his people are saying.
  "He just trolled some rich folks, I thought you Libs wanted to build guillotines? He's never done anything bad to his own people!"
  
  Yeah, I was basically mocking Leavitt. And /s should probably be my signature