IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE

What's a Marxist banker?
- ?
  
  Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
- 99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
  
  I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
- A banker that handles our money?
  
  What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?
  
  It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
- 'Marxist banking parasites.'
  That's a new one, time to update the bingo cards.
  
  No kidding. What's next? Anarcho-fascist?
- What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren't excluding the tradesfolk

I thought this was satire and I was wrong
https://blog.mygotodoc.com/p/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-vampire
- You know it's a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:
  inte3ract
- Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.
- Ah, sh!t, I clicked and gave him traffic. 🤦‍♂️
  
  You have upset the balance of the universe, it must be restored. Go back and write a comment that is so crazy it might open people's eyes, but not so obviously a psyop that it gets removed.

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.
- Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it
  
  You'd have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It's extremely common in some parts of the world.

Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".
- Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they'll hate like fascist disphoria.
- Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.
- read that as "jaw breakers" at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I'm not actually a nazi if that's where my head goes.
  
  As soon as I read your comment I saw it as "jaw breakers". So yeah, I guess that's a good thing.
- He should've said "billionnaire oligarch leeches" like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.

Marxist banking parasites...
- "Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts" - Carl Farx
  
  (((Carl Farx)))
- Just say the 3 letter word, my guy
  
  He would instead like to say the K-slur.

If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda
I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????
- I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation

Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.
- I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
  5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we're about to lose foreign production it's time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
  While I'm being cheeky, I'm also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them "Dire Wolves" and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we've become through no fault of our own.
  
  DM me.. Let's start a business.. If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living
  
  Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!
- Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.
  If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.
  (This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I'd say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)
  
  The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn't understand. They also are pacifists and don't let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.
  
  Makes sense... But I need money to survive.
  I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I'm just burnt out and jaded at this point.

"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
- You ever wonder why all these "public bathrooms" are "same sex only"?
  
  Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it's a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other's body functions.
  Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.

Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?

Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
- You can't just call the cat a parasite.
  
  You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.

Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they're just giving them away. I'd like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
- What did you get your doctorate in
  
  Unwelcome opinions.

Marxist banking parasites
Bit of an oxymoron innit?
- With the war on Palestine, it's a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic...
  
  Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.
- They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don't know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.
  
  It isn't actually contradictory (as an actual socialist would structure a bank instead of what Nazis mean by it), but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Cultural Marxism
- They've had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn't quite fly under the radar anymore.

the woke mind virus is literal now?
- Its the woke intestinal parasite now
  
  don't let them fool you, it's all projection from RFK Jr.'s brainworm

Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!
- If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I'll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.

I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I'm team ivermectin on this one

this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.

Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!

marxist banking parasites?
- I think the poster left out their intended ((()))

The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.

In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren't doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they'd end up in prison.

Holy shit, Ivermectin really is a cure all. It cures covid, gayness, transness, and erectile dysfunction!

I love being pansexual because if someone asks if I am gay, I can honestly say "no" and they leave me the fuck alone.

That wouldn't be a "doctorate" of divinity by any chance would it? The one I got in high school cost five bucks.