The Rocket Man has his own soda. "Taste The Apocalypse" with this sweet and savory Doomsday Lemonade. Hopefully this will not be the last lemonade you ever have.
"Doomsday" yet their entire arsenal adds up to the yield of only a moderate H-bomb. Get back to me when they have a few gigatons and the ability to produce a nuclear winter.
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There's a store way up in Northern British Columbia, Canada that has the whole line of "dictator" drinks. They have one for both Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un, I think. I wonder if they realize that leftists buy them because we unironically think they're cool?