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  • Normal folks would call it a day, but some of them keep posting on Truth Social.

  • I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.

  • Before noon? Yeah take a shower and get back to it. Any time in the afternoon; yeah fuck that I'm going home and smoking a bowl.

  • I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.

  • It depends on the severity.

    • If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
    • If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn't just a bad day, it was a bad week.
  • Just depends on reactions. If no one says anything I just go with it. If 5+ people say something I fix it. If 1-5 people say something they're probably outliers.

  • I've noped out on entire office days before where I've been "digestively energetic" so to speak. I'm not putting myself or coworkers through that at the office.

  • I guess depends on the reason. If it's just a one off accident then I'd just put the dirtied clothes in the laundry (after a preliminary shit removal with just water), shower, and wash my clothes properly. But if I'm shitting myself it might be food poisoning in which case I am staying home, possibly glued to the toilet seat, and/or going to hospital if it's serious enough.

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