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meyotch @slrpnk.net

2w ago

Who would be found guilty of the murder of Drummond in a truly fair trial?

I mean a cosmically fair tribunal.

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Milchick, as manager of the severed floor, failed to maintain appropriate Occupational Health & Safety standards by allowing a firearm and ammunition to be available and removable from the sacrifice chamber without adequate controls.
- And I'm sure that bastard will use many large words in his eulogy for Drummond.
  
  It’s pronounced eu-goog-ooo-lee.

No one? Seems like it would fall under self defense. It was self defense and self preservation that made innie hold the gun on him, and the trigger was pulled on accident. If I were a lawyer I could probably find a relevant case.
- The Tribunal demands a conviction. The Napoleonic code seems silly from their perspective.
  
  Why would a cosmically fair tribunal demand someone be found guilty? That doesn't seem fair at all if nobody was guilty. What code of ethics are they abiding by then?
  
  If you agree with the self defense position, wouldn't that mean in this case that the person responsible for his death is himself?
  Or if you're just asking who pulled the trigger, it seems like it was on the outie side of the transition.

It was a tragic elevator malfunction.
- Very close!
  The correct answer is we will blame the elevator and send it to hell for this.

In some current jurisdictions, it would be manslaughter by the outie. He placed the weapon in a position that allowed the accidental discharge by the innie.
- The other way around, Innie placed the weapon, Outie pulled it.
  
  Eh, same person.

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