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Godric @lemmy.world

1d ago

Get that Musky Grindset going

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I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.
- 250k isn't enough to pay for the therapy you'd need after seeing it.
  
  Yeah, I just read something about that. The word "mangled" was specifically used.
- Proof that billionaires aren't actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you're charming over dinner.
  
  Who even thinks billionaires are good with money? I never met anyone managing money better than those who live on handouts. I don't care too much about money because I'm lucky enough to have enough
  
  Yeah but those newspaper people are consenting adults. That's not how billionaires roll.
  
  $50? If you take her to KFC and she's so impressed, I guess she's more likely to be OK with a mangled ol' dong.
- I'd look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!
  
  I mean, why not? I’ve seen plenty of dicks in porn and it hasn’t hurt me…might as well get paid for it!
  
  I feel like you'd get like rate limited or something at some point. No more than maybe 4 dicks/hr
  
  Ah, the American healthcare system!
- For 250k, he could do a nude go-go dance on a table and require that I maintain eye contact with his junk for 5 minutes. 250k would be life changing enough to put up with that.

Man 250k is a lot, it would be life changing for me and lots of other people. But musk bribing you with 250k feels like a insult, he's basically giving you a Penny to stay quiet.

- Yall getting PAID to look at dicks?
  
  Some lady got a horse.

"The quarter-million dollar penis".
That's like 100k an inch!
- Mpre like 200k an inch
  
  More like 1M an inch

Any time a billionaire tries to bribe you ... just take the money, agree to everything and do the exact opposite of what they asked, or just do whatever you want.
- Take the money... do whatever you want....
  Assuming the money is likely to be more than legal bills, fuck yea. I have also never been bribed by a billonaire so the fuck do I know?
- My man!

What happened?
- That was a flight attendant.
  https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5?op=1
- He sexually harasses his staff the days he bothers to show up to the office.
- you missed out, but i won't say on what.

"Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know."

And offered a horse Pony4PeePeeGate

bold of you to assume he'd say sorry.

So you can get a laugh and a paycheque at once

Wait really? Just to look at it?
I'm sorry, I hate nazis, but I really want (need) the money.
Can I do it a few more times to get more payments? Because I'll then move to the EU with the money and tell everyone how tiny his dick is, then I have a good claim to political asylum and stay in EU permanently.

I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

Hmm I dunno. Think of who you could be with evidence of that. I could be the next huak tuah girl!
- The next what girl?
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haliey_Welch?wprov=sfla1

In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?

Musk = POS Nazi.

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